How to Charm Me
Don’t freak out when the heat from my sleeping body singes the hair off your chest and begins cooking your internal organs.
How to Annoy Me
Guilt me into giving you a lick of the Taco Bell Chili Cheese Dip. Just stop it already with the sad puppy eyes.
Thinking
When I get insurance, I’m going to make up illnesses and go to the doctor just because I can.
Feeling Guilty
For secretly adding canned Taco Bell Chili Cheese Dip to that new diet I’m trying.
Reading
Flow My Tears, The 12-Ounce Can Said (I know I’ve linked to this site recently, but it’s just so damn funny)
Enjoying
Casual Fridays
