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Feeling Guilty

For scratching my butt in front of Granny. She won’t remember in 10 minutes anyway.

Thinking

I’ve officially run out of elbows and knees to knock into that damn dresser. Tomorrow I’ll just use my forehead.

How to Charm Me

Try to look all innocent with giant pink stains on your paws, belly, tongue and all over the underside of your snout.

Enjoying

Veer

How to Annoy Me

Rip open a pink permanent marker and chew it to pieces all over my mother’s immaculate beige carpet. When she sees that stain we will totally be written out of the will.

Reading

Chomsky on War: ZNet forum questions and responses