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Listening

The Notwist: Neon Golden

How to Annoy Me

Lift your right leg and pee on the new neighbor’s leg.

How to Charm Me

Start fetching things like a real dog. IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME.

Feeling Guilty

For wasting water by warshing things that don’t need to be warshed. It’s just, the new warshing machine is so pretty.

Thinking

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I REALLY like typing in ALL CAPS lately. It’s SO MUCH FUCKING FUN.