Listening
The Notwist: Neon Golden
How to Annoy Me
Lift your right leg and pee on the new neighbor’s leg.
How to Charm Me
Start fetching things like a real dog. IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME.
Feeling Guilty
For wasting water by warshing things that don’t need to be warshed. It’s just, the new warshing machine is so pretty.
Thinking
I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I REALLY like typing in ALL CAPS lately. It’s SO MUCH FUCKING FUN.
