Reading
Different Strokes for different folks
Enjoying
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Listening
Amon Tobin: Out From Out Where
Thinking
Although a Diet Coke doesn’t necessarily cancel out french fries, it does leave more room for a Frosty.
Feeling Guilty
For being this excited about the Miss Universe pageant.
How to Charm Me
Feed me four Krispy Creme doughnuts at 10pm. You’re a bad, bad man.
How to Annoy Me
Try to escape the house by climbing up the built-in cabinetry, knocking out the screen to the window in the living room and perching perilously six feet above the rose bush below. You’re a dog for crying out loud.
Two Significant Reasons To Go On or Off Birth Control
This one: And this one again: Them:
