• http://underwearninja.com UnderwearNinja

    I’m *such* a tard. I was baffled as to why you posted a picture of a toothbrush. It wasn’t until comment no.38 that I figured it out. Congratulations.

  • I_is_here

    Congratulations! You go girl. Best wishes. You gonna be the coolest mom on the block.

  • I_is_here

    p.s. don’t pin the kid with some weird name though. And if it’s a boy, promise you won’t dress him up like Little Lord Fauntleroy in green velvet shorts and ruffled shirt. I had an aunt that did that to one of my cousins….poor kid.


  • http://www.talkingcrow.com/blog/ rosebaby

    it’s about time! hope her hair isn’t septic tank poopy red. i’m really thrilled for you.

  • Mervis

    Mazal Tov!

  • natalie

    a baby…how wonderful! congratulations! and nice going on the room, by the way…

  • Suzyn

    good news on the baby. bad news for the budweiser.

  • http://www.fushmush.net jessica

    well, I have to delurk for this one!

    Congratulations :D Can’t wait to read all about it.

  • Carla Beth

    Congratulations, Dooce! Love those lime green sheets with the white bedspread and the weathered bedside table. :o )

  • http://www.eleventwentyseven.com christine

    I *must* be having an “emotional, hormones are fucked up” day, because I am literally shedding tears of joy for you! But I guess that’s not as lame as me weeping during a wedding scene on “Little Bill” (Nickelodeon cartoon) last week. At least you are a live human being.

    Congratulations! That is wonderful, Heather.

  • Tiff

    How wonderful you must feel to end up with a beautiful room and a I’m-sure-to-be-beautiful baby on the way! You can’t go wrong! I guess Utah hasn’t been such a bad transition. Congrats!

  • http://lawver.net Kevin

    Ahhh, a little Dooc-a-mat to completely change your world. Mazeltov!!

  • http://kflood.net Kyle

    Congrats! Hope your not as sick for the first few months as my wife was, but have as much fun as she is now! Whoo!

  • http://fauxhemia.blogspot.com kate


    fab decorating job.

  • dvl

    congrats! come next spring you’ll wonder (1) how you could ever have professed to have “lived” before experiencing such immense love, and (2) why you wasted all that “free time” you had before. keep a camera handy from now on; though I still have to admit to having more pictures of my dog from her first year of life than of my child in total. :-D
    (and you thought you had it bad for frito-toes, just wait!)

  • http://br0wnie.livejournal.com/ Honey Bear

    The Honey Bear has created a helpful list of names for your newborn human child (in order of preference): 1) Honey Bear 2) Criscolux 4) Chucklehead 5) Bushimba-Moool 6) Gdansk 7) Commander Klaxxor 8) Fresh Wave 9) Windexamine 10) Bursitis.

  • http://www.barkingmoose.com/ mike

    Congratulations from another lurker!

  • http://www.e_monkey.blogspot.com The Other Renee

    A wee BlurboDooce!!! Congrats!

  • http://www.zenmotorcycle.org Evan

    My…oh my….wow! That friggin’ brass bed looks fan-tas-tic in that room! Great job. Er, seriously, congratulations. Simply doocilicious!

  • http://www.johnzeratsky.com jazer

    How did you get those pictures to look SOOO cool?

  • http://www.johnzeratsky.com jazer

    Nevermind. My lovely girlfriend just showed me “the secret.”

  • http://www.tiny-empire.com/cicada/ cicada

    Wonderful news–congratulations!

  • http://sunburned.org jenn


  • http://sunburned.org jenn


  • http://www.pretty-paranoia.blogspot.com/ pretty_paranoia

    congrats on the bun in the oven, i bet hubby’s thrilled

  • http://www.suburbanbliss.net Melissa







  • http://www.suburbanbliss.net Melissa

    FYI: People frown on putting Formula 409 on babies, even if they smell like Fritos…or something worse.

  • http://www.opacodex.com nick

    In the spirit of my ghetto friends back home, I think it proper to say something along the lines of, “I know *I* ain’t the baby’ daddy!”

    Which is to say “congratulations, love.” Be careful dear; the “Charm” and “Annoy” lists may start bulge over the next few months and become entirely separate website/entities/creatures. And I mean that in a good way. ;)

  • http://www.soleilani.com soleilani

    Hearty congratulations! Have you broken the news to Chuck yet?

  • http://translucent.nu Katie

    Wow!! Congrats!!! :)

  • Sheila

    pretty soon it’ll be your turn to lick your index finger to clean tiny cheeks.

  • http://zandria.blogspot.com Zandria

    Whew…a baby? I can’t imagine it for myself, but I guess it’s one of those “natural progression” things. If you’ve been wanting a baby, then I’m glad you’re having a baby. I’m sure you’ll be a great mother…teach him/her to think for him/herself, which I’m sure you’ll do (I can’t see you doing anything other than that, for some reason!). Best of luck….

  • http://www.eddoandco.com Eddo

    I love it, I love it, I love it.

    The Dooce Procreates! I can see the headline on the Enquirer now.

  • Marc

    Trading Nurseries! Sounds like a hot new show this fall for HGTV….

    (well done, Heather)

  • http://irvingplace.net/blog? kayjay

    Congrats on the future Doocelette. Now might be the time to read The Story About the Baby (if you haven’t) to psyche yourself up.

  • Erin

    Congratulations! My stomach did an excited jumpy thing for you as soon as I saw the picture. This is going to be the coolest baby EVER.

  • Josh

    Happy pregos! You’re going to be bad-ass parents, but will the dog be jealous? Duhn-duh-duhnn!

  • celine

    I love the room! And I must say I know what it’s like renovating and refurbishing on a budget! Just bought my first condo and managed to get it all sorted out within 15K (malaysian Currency) thats about USD3,866.00. And there’s the library/homeoffice left to do up…sigghhh am getting depressed now…

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  • http://www.jenandtonic.ca jenB

    sure, it takes me more than a year and you guys just have a whiff of unprotected sex and you are knocked up. congrats!

  • Mary Duan

    OMG, a little Dooce! A little Blurb! A little … conbination! Congratulations!

    I’d go ahead and ask for the epidural now.

  • http://whitepetals.pitas.com Jess

    Congratulations!! That is just wonderful! The guest room looks great as well. I am currently decorating mine too. Target rocks!

  • Hank

    Congratulations! You are now officially a dooce and a half!

  • Crys

    way to procreate

  • http://anvitasingh.rediffblogs.com Anvita


  • Dane

    The best part of that last photo is seeing the shadow of you [taking the picture] on the counter and imagining how you must have been feeling. A most sincere congratulations.

  • http://www.dominocat.co.uk/panic domino

    I’m so happy for you guys!

    Congratulations :)

  • http://aprilgem.com/log April

    Congratulations! And may your child have long life, love, and lots of laughter.

  • http://www.five3.com erika

    congratulations!! spoil the baby to death. (i had to give you some bad baby advice since you will get TONS of good advice) ;) I love the room and the ept test was a pleasant suprise. I am jealous that it will take away from your blogging time. Call me selfish *Shrug*

  • http://streaksinthesky.net sabrina

    congratulations (: