The Museum of Anti-Alcohol Posters (via coudal)
According to this scientific study, I must be pregnant with 15 boys.
Think for ONE second that I won’t bite your hand off if you reach over here and grab one of my french fries.
Undertand that I NEED that potato salad like no one has ever needed potato salad in the history of the world.
For forsaking The Lord And Savior Jesus Christ and worshipping at the alter of The Great Vlasic Pickle God.
At 4:30 am on a Wednesday morning several weeks ago Jon and I discovered that our furious efforts at reproduction had delightfully succeeded, and instead of getting into bed and going back to sleep we talked feverishly for three hours about what we were going to call this little work in progress. It was a [...]