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How to Charm Me

Threaten to go to work in nothing but your Joe Boxer underwear and black dress socks. That’s a look I can get behind.

How to Annoy Me

Run inside the next door neighbor’s house, eat all of their dogs’ dog food, and then proceed to poop seven times in the next ten hours.

Feeling Guilty

For taking the Miss Teen USA pageant so seriously.


Eating an entire jar of dill pickles right before bed really isn’t a good idea if you have “sleeping through the night” anywhere on your agenda.


Bar Code Art


The Delgados: Hate


Things We Have Learned (About Pirates) (via TMN)

The Paper Anniversary

This week marks the one-year anniversary of the trip Jon and I took to Yosemite National Park and eloped on a cliff overlooking Half Dome. It was a trip we had planned for a little over a month, and something we kept secret from everyone we knew except his mother, my mother and my father. [...]