Reading
A Catch
How to Annoy Me
Come to the dog park with treats in your pocket and act all surprised when my dog knocks you over and chews your pants to shreds. Duh?
How to Charm Me
As I walk into the room shifting my enormous weight from one leg to the other, refer to me as your “hot waddler.”
Thinking
Never again will I take for granted the ability to bend over and tie my shoes.
