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Mom Finds Out About Blog (thanks Jason)

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Wholesome Swimwear: Swimsuits that highlight the face, rather than the body!

How to Annoy Me

Cower and shed half your fur at the sight of the Sunday newspaper. Perhaps having your balls cut off wasn’t such a good idea.

Belly Button Watch 2K3

In a matter of days, if not hours, the little indentation in the middle of my belly is going to erupt in a volcanic burst of nubbly flesh, and all at once I will be sporting the dreaded pregnant belly button. I’m not dissing outie belly buttons when I say that I am completely horrified [...]

Feeling Guilty

For buying a vacuum sealed package of underwear at Costco.