Mom Finds Out About Blog (thanks Jason)
Wholesome Swimwear: Swimsuits that highlight the face, rather than the body!
Cower and shed half your fur at the sight of the Sunday newspaper. Perhaps having your balls cut off wasn’t such a good idea.
In a matter of days, if not hours, the little indentation in the middle of my belly is going to erupt in a volcanic burst of nubbly flesh, and all at once I will be sporting the dreaded pregnant belly button. I’m not dissing outie belly buttons when I say that I am completely horrified [...]
For buying a vacuum sealed package of underwear at Costco.