Thinking
It’s cute that you want to sit next to me and rest your fuzzy head on my knees and that you want me to scratch your belly, but I’m constipated and your being in here is not helping.
The Reason I’ve Been Crying Incessantly For Days
It was just so soft and pretty.
How to Annoy Me
Be an angry gumball, so jealous and high-strung. I hate you angry gumball.
How to Charm Me
Tell my 5-yr old nephew that you’re going to eat one of his Chicken McNuggets and listen to him SCREAM. That never stops being funny.
Enjoying
This crazy nut job site (via Blurbo-Husband)
Reading
Running With Scissors
Listening
Supergrass: Life on Other Planets
Feeling Guilty
For blaming my farts on the dog. He’s probably farting anyway.
Thinking
Now that the parents are out of town for the weekend it’s time to watch rated “R” movies and drink Coca-Cola with TOTAL WRECKLESS ABANDON.
