Listening
The Decemberists: Her Majesty The Decemberists
How to Charm Me
Come out of a funeral home bathroom and say, “This place belongs on your website.”
Reading
So this is how our first day ends. Finishing our 10th drink of the night in an empty hotel bar. Listening to Peter Cetera. Sober as a Mormon.
T-Minus Seven Days and Not A Coherent Thought To Be Found
This morning at the doctor we found out that I am dilated to a “1 plus some” (the actual medical term he used) and 70% effaced. For those who aren’t familiar with what this means, let’s just say that there’s this thing that has to open up to the size of a LARGE BAGEL before [...]
Feeling Guilty
For being scared shitless of Howard Dean’s upper lip.


