Suggest that I name my baby Ogg Vorbis Armstrong.
When Jon and I went to the doctor early last week we learned that my belly had grown over three inches in less than two weeks. It was encouraging news, as my belly has measured below average for most of my pregnancy, and it seems that this child has decided to save all her weight [...]
Love me despite the fact that you can’t tell whether that was me burping or the sound of a three-ton snow plow driving by our house.
This is the most horrifying webpage in the history of the internet.
Ask me if you can touch my belly button. I’ll just go ahead and ask you to shrivel up and die.
The Relaunch of Mr. Pants
I have officially entered my 37th week of pregnancy, which means that I have passed the landmark 36th week, the week after which they say the baby can make a safe appearance at any time. I thought that when I finally got to this point that I would feel calm and peaceful with what is [...]
For feeding my dog Pop Rocks.