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A Heartbreaking Work of Super Pooping Genius

warning: The following post contains frequent mention of poop and poop related activities. If you are offended by the talk of poop, whether of the infant or adult variety, you might want to wander elsewhere and offend not thy precious sensibilities. What hasn’t been perfectly manageable, however, is the inhumane aftermath of labor that no [...]


There are only a few things in life as glorious as being able to empty my bladder in one go.

Our Little Frog Baby

Introducing: Leta Elise Armstrong 7lbs. 10 oz. 20 inches long born at 3:59 a.m., 02/03/04 She has gigantic feet she got from her mama, otherwise she looks exactly like her father. Some women say that their babies look like opossum, gerbil or other type of lovable rodent. Ours looks like a frog. She is named [...]

Feeling Guilty

For farting in front of my OBGYN.

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