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In The Time It Took Me To Write This Post My Mother Sold Another $400,000 in Avon Products

Last week my mother agreed to watch Leta for a few hours so that I could get my hair colored. I guess the word “agreed” isn’t necessarily correct in the sense that my mother informed me that she would be taking my baby away from me for two hours and I either comply or be [...]

How to Charm Me

Pronounce “haute couture” as “hoe coo toe” because you just don’t know any better.