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Feeling Guilty

For putting my baby’s diaper on backwards in the middle of the night and being too tired to fix it.

How to Charm Me

Forgive me for obsessively picking the boogers out of your nose.

How to Annoy Me

Give my child a toy that makes noise. May you contract a flesh eating disease and have your guts devoured by locusts. LOUD locusts.

Enjoying

Who is that with Jeremy?

Reading

My labor story as illustrated by the lovely, the inimitable, the couldn’t possibly be any more talented Claire Robertson.