Enjoying
My Karate Kid Shower
How to Charm Me
Make a baby monitor that is so good that I can hear the sound of my baby’s hair growing in the other room.
Thinking
Empirical evidence shows that babies don’t particularly like to have their toes pulled. This doesn’t mean that I won’t keep trying.
How to Annoy Me
Say that you and your fiancé are going to get a “prenumptial” agreement.
Feeling Guilty
For blaming my farts on the baby. You knew this was bound to happen.
