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Leta awoke yesterday morning to her usual bottle, or so she thought as she grabbed it in hunger. She hadn’t taken a bottle since 6 PM the previous night, and so she was starving like a normal baby who hasn’t had anything to eat in 13 hours. You’d think that the taste of something delightfully [...]

Colgate

“Have you brushed your teeth today?” “Vote Kerry/Edwards! John Kerry 2004!” “Huh?” “I think it’s important that this family vote for John Kerry.” “I understand that. But –” “– But what? It’s much more important that we vote for John Kerry than knowing whether or not I brushed my teeth today.” “You haven’t brushed your [...]

Tiny Bubbles