Yesterday the only adult conversation I had in an eleven hour period was a 30 minute phone call with my friend, Beth. When Jon got home from work I nearly leapt on him and started barking COMPLETE NONSENSE into his ear for over an hour, things like there was a stain on the floor and I cleaned it up, and oh, Leta had only one poopy diaper, and you should have seen the contestants on “Pyramid” today. I didn’t take a breath until I got to the part about how I had Grape Nuts for lunch.
I bet he can’t wait to come home from work tonight. I need to tell him about how I filled up the dog’s water bowl, like, four times!