On guard, looking in direction of taxidermist

In case you were wondering, which you probably weren’t, it’s really hard to poop while holding your breath.

I discovered this today when I was trying to kill two birds with one stone – get over my massive hiccups and go to the bathroom at the same time.

So don’t inhale a big breath and then try to hold it. That’s bad.

chuck looks like he knows something no one else does…. wonder what it is?!

I love Moose. Sometimes, though, I have to read what he types out loud to figure out what he’s saying (the internet equivalent of moving your lips while reading?).

Chuck is so not Ben Affleck — that loser hanger-on? Chuck actually has talent, man. He’s waaaaay more Matt Damon than Ben Affleck.

Ooops that should have been Sandy not Sany hate typos.

Oh and save a place for me in hell Dooce.. I would have done the exact same thing!

Indeed, Mouse’s site is just too cute (and funny…!!)

You take some nice pictures, the dog is kinda cute :S

Cora gets called a him all the time. Even when her outfit is screaming girly girl. It’s usually old people.

To David Korhrans who posted that Chuck is “kind of cute”…KIND OF CUTE???? CHUCK ROCKS the dog kingdom he used to be Govenor..no really…I sincerely hope some day he wants to marry my dog. She comes with a dowery of neverending milkbones. Kind of cute …hrumph!

OH MAN! The cough syrup trick. Wrong on so many levels, but makes for great blogging. You should write that in her baby book. I’m going to have to borrow a friends baby next time I’m sick!

Hey what type of dog is Chuck? I tried to dig it up in the archives and wasn’t able to. Anyone remember or know? I swear I just got his long lost puppy cousin…

For any and all questions regarding the breed of the army crawling, pasta guzzling, treat addicted former politician;

“Chuck is a SuperMutt. We were standing in the lobby of the SPCA in Pasadena, CA, when someone brought him in on their shoulder. Sometimes he looks like a Jack Russell Terrier, sometimes a Lab, sometimes a Chihuahua, sometimes a Basenji. He is everything swirled into one. Our dog trainer in LA says that he has so many breeds in him that he has become The Generic Dog, which sounds kind of bad, but if you think about it, is kind of wonderful. He is Chinese and German and American and African and Nordic and Latin; he is everything.”

At the risk of sounding a smoodge crazy….Chuck is quite the handsome dog and I have a very pretty girly dog named Sadie….I think they would make a breathtaking couple. She is of the “Mixed Breed” variety….I’ll send a photo…..

What a handsome-smansome little pup.

Dooce, do you ever barf from this? OMG! Chuck is :
SooooFUCKUNG CUTE ALREADY!!!!!

Somebody say a cuss work for crying out loud!

Pick from the following:
Shit, Damn , Motherfuck, Motherfuck, and Damn!
Anything but this!

That’s what you get for comments after photos.

Let us have comments after your rant and lie at the grocery store.

I am addicted to Dooce and always have it with my coffee in the morning.

I want it strong and with out the” fluffers” (uh, sorry guys if you know what that means).

there needs to be some ass kissing here and there, and I’ll give it unconditionally.

Like you we want to bitch and moan too. I love you, the baby and Jon. I am though, getting sick of the soccer mom responses that this site is regurgitating.

You (Dooce)have not lost your edge by any means. Your readers are becoming soft. Cock sucking soft!

There is just too much Charlotte and not enough, Miranda.

Please people don’t be mad for dogging on the content. I just have to say it!

Cute and fuzzy is ok…sometimes.

I guess I have to be the asshole of the week at that.

At least it will get people to talking shit.

chuck is a sweet potato

I want to know a couple things about Anna, actually.

1. Do you check out ALL canine junk at the park or just the faux-Chuckles’?

2. When lurking, I mean, SITTING in the bushes, do you sit with your legs crossed or under you? I ask this because last time I hid, I mean SAT in the park bushes, I found I could not snatch purses so easily when I had to uncross my legs.