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Email: Can’t we just leave my hair out of this?

Last week I got this email from a woman who I definitely DO NOT want to party with. It was an email full of exclamation points, you know the kind, and she called me an uneducated idiot because I am not going to vote for Bush on election day. I was going to reprint the [...]

Thinking

I attained geek nirvana recently when someone pointed out that this website is mentioned in the Jargon Watch section of November’s issue of Wired. And just when I thought things couldn’t get more exciting around here, I saw yesterday that Google is serving up ads for the FLOWBEE on this site. If that isn’t a [...]

When the Earth spins off its axis, you can safely blame me

“Jon, I have something to confess.” “Okay. What’s up?” “I’m so ashamed.” “It’s okay. What happened?” “You know the Interpol CD we’ve been listneing to in the car?” “Yes.” “Oh, God. I’m so sorry.” “What? What happened?” “Well, I guess that when I burned the CD the songs were sorted by something other than track [...]

How to Annoy Me

Pronounce Walmart like WOOL MORT. Have you no soul?

Jon won’t let me plant these in our yard so I’m left to taking longing pictures of them

He says they’re too prickly. Whatever.