Thinking
Thank GOD the Red Sox won! This means that I should be able to poop for the next 86 years STRAIGHT.
If you’re looking for Chuck’s adoption story, here it is
Did I ever tell you about that one time someone stole my dog? Yeah, her name was Bootsie, and she was a five-month-old terrier mix that we met at the Burbank Humane Society, and I loved her and she loved me. Her whole body was black except for her feet; they were white. That’s why [...]
How to Annoy Me
Spend all that money remodeling your house, and then stick the air conditioning unit RIGHT IN FRONT, like a booger or a scab that begs to be flicked.
When the Discovery Channel meets real life
The Republican National Committee is sponsoring a series of ads in Utah that feature God’s voice condemning a candidate for governor for being a Democrat. God quotes the candidate in his booming, omniscient voice, “I am what I am, A DEMOCRAT.†And you can hear the thundering sound of windows being boarded up all over [...]
When I say Jesus, you say Jesus, say Jesus. JESUS!
I just had an acid flashback to Vacation Bible School. Forgive me, Jesus.
