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Can you hear me now?

My father and I talked about movies earlier today over the phone, and at one point in the conversation he asked me, “Do you ever watch your DVDs with the subtitles turned on, just so that you don’t miss anything they’re saying?” And I tried to hold in my laughter but I couldn’t because that [...]

How to Annoy Me

Flap your arms like a migrating duck as I try to put your coat on. HOLD STILL, KID, or you’re going to take flight.

Give me back the lens cap, Scooter