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How many exclamation points does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Someone just sent me an email, again full of exclamation points (!!!!!!!), saying that I’m just mad because my boyfriend John Kerry has lost!!!!!!! Yes, she used SEVEN exclamation points. Actually, I broke up with John Kerry years ago, and I’m currently pursuing Dick Cheney, a man who obviously hasn’t pooped in 50 years. He’s definitely more my type.