I don’t know who this woman is. But she was dressed as an outlet, and her husband was dressed as a plug. And I really liked her smile.
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I just looked at the picture again and I am absolutely positive that the guy with his back to the camera is Donny Osmond. Book it.
Hier Leta et moi avons eu un grand jour complÃ¨tement des rendez-vous du docteur et du goldfish de fromage de cheddar. J’avais programmÃ© son rendez-vous physique de thÃ©rapie aprÃ¨s son premier petit somme et son contrÃ´le de neuf mois aprÃ¨s son deuxiÃ¨me petit somme parce que j’ai voulu qu’elle fÃ»t reposÃ©e et dans de bons spiritueux et tout autour de la belle dame. Vous pouvez faire qu’en tant que parent, manoeuvrez vos enfants et assurez-vous qu’ils seront sur leur meilleur comportement.
Ã‚ne Ho Motherfucker De Merde
Je veux prendre une merde ! Je veux prendre une dÃ©charge !
jeffharris.org is so cool, whoever suggested, THANK YOU, I love that sort of fling!
… I love the threads on this site, the politics got preachy, the funny stuff is funny though…I wish we could all have beers… you know?
Fish- are you in Madison?
It is verrrrah This American Life if I can be so bold and annoying and lame all at the same time in saying so… love it a whole bunch.
Dooce is very punk rock on the other hand… I
mean that in a very Ramones sort of way… did anybody see “End of the Century”… what a bunch of assholes, well of course, except for Joey … but punk rock just the same.
belle sortie de blonde
beautiful blonde outlet
le jimbo puissant
the mighty jimbo
je dÃ©teste le pain grillÃ©
I hate toast
une autre bruyÃ¨re
fille superbe de tortue
super turtle girl
sue from ohio
attachez du ruban adhÃ©sif au ver
Cette Vie AmÃ©ricaine
This American Life
fin du siÃ¨cle
end of the century
bunch of assholes
Fun convo! I love you Dooce! Can read you on my commute and now post, too, all via the company-issued Crackberry! Photos look great on it too!
One reason technology is good.
OMG, I’m the first!!!! That is like, the bomb homie. For shizzle my baby daddy be the cat master of petcock.
For shitzel weiner schnitzel
Oh! Heather…does this mean you have not discovered the quart, pint, sandwich and snack sized zip locks yet? Holy crap, if you’re hot now….you’ll totally lose it when you need someplace to stick q-tips and band aids for a family trip. MmmmmmHmmmmm…love ‘em.
P.S. I also have a total crush on Norm. Hey, baby, what else can you do with that laser-guided table saw and make it look so…so…SO!?!
William Katt played the Greatest American Hero and he did do a movie called “Circuit” that’s been reviewed as soft porn. Give’s new meaning to “you can be my hero, baby.”
Where did you take this? Stepford?
Naw, Compton… beotch!
I swear your daughter and my son are twins (in their personality) – one big difference, mine discovered his attached toy and can now entertain himself – AND finally stays still for a diaper change – girls don’t have that luxury early
I was raised Baptist in the south and that women looks like a bible college student or a youth pator’s wife! I also used to work at a photo stock agency and that picture looks like a stock photo. =0) Brought back some memories of my past life!
I have an almost-five-month-old baby boy, and I was sitting here reading your post and thinking, “Attached toy? What, like, attached to a car seat? And what does that have to do with changing diapers? And WHAT luxury don’t girls have early?” (I also have two daughters.) And then it hit me….I’m surprised coffee didn’t come spewing through my nose. I have SOOO much to learn about having a boy. Oh, the fun that lies ahead….
I’ll take it in order:
1) I do know who Christopher Cross is. Apparently, my delightful attempt at clever word-play was just, as the Onion puts it, dumb.
2) I am in no way qualified to moderate anything, and I have a sincere shortfall for the proliferation of word-abbreviations found on internet bulletin boards. As I said above, I am Dumb. I just can’t figure that stuff out.
3) That “shizzle-ized” Dooce entry made me pee.
Okay, all caught up? good.
I was sure by the title that you meant that Utah had a discount shopping center where Mormen could buy beautiful blondes at a good price.
I still wouldn’t count it out as a possibility.
Meg: There is such a place right next door to Utah. It’s called Las Vegas, Nevada.
Lovely pic. How do u get that fuzzy look to your pics..i’ve wondered if it’s ur super camera or photoshop? (not the frosty type look u wrote about before but this blurred out sides type thing or um is this that?)
They are super cute. One might even say ELECTRIC.
Chris! I know you Did’N! Why you gotta be hatin’?
just noticed someone else used the bad “electric” pun. There are two of us! Eek.
I love outlets…my favorite is the JCPenney outlet – I find great bargains there. (tweedle-dee)
I HATE SHOPPING!!!!!! Especially in any department store, outlet or strip mall. I’d rather die. I’m going to go bang my head on the wall just for thinking about it. AAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Its best if you use it in context: “Can’t get no bling bling cause my babydad is all up in my face wit da and chillin wit his boyz stead of workin’.”
DOOCE….. was looking through picture archives and stumbled upon one of Jon with a beard. wow, is all i can say. you are one lucky woman.
Fish- is that really supposed to be black-speak or maybe Ebonics? Hilarious!
*gasp* I know you didn’t just say “black-speak”.
Fish, sup dawg. Master of all Correctness in da hizhouse. Word.
Eddo: to answer your question, no, it wasn’t really.
I need to see what the master of witty banter looks like.
Amanda “Vanilla Ice” B’s attempt is way worse than mine, anyway.
I saw the Pixies last night. They were cool.
Katy: there’s pictures of dooce all over this site.
The ever humble Fish
I wonder what they’re doing currently. That picture makes me feel so grounded.
Plug Chick’s smile seems straight out of a 50′s ad – accessorized by a frilly apron and heels, beaming into the open, fully-stocked door of her sparking new Fridgidaire. “I just LOVE the frost-free freezer!”
*rockin’ a mic like a vandal*
Im talking about you Fish.
Bring it on!
My bf made that same costume from scratch last year, we were a hit. She does have a pretty smile. Remidns me of jenny McCarthy.
whoops, someone already made that joke. good one, Fish!
I want to know if he was a two-prong or a three-prong.
that is the funniest idea for a couple-costume ever! especially in utah. i guess. genial!
this was our costume, too! the bottom receptical on the outlet actually has openings for the plug…
I’m so glad you didn’t say Bob Vila.
I hate that bastard. Especially because of the way he treats Riley.
Kudos to Markalope!
(That must be the same feeling I get when I get served in an In-n-Out burger here in the Bay Area. Especially before Christmas.)
There’s a gas station two towns over called the “Pump n’ Munch.”
There’s liquor store I drive by sometimes in Peabody MA called Bunghole Liquors. No kidding
Ohm my God! What a shocking photo! And now I’m all amped up because of the puns. I do wonder, though: if he has an affair and divorces her, will she be a “jolted” lover? Alternately, maybe she’ll cling to the idea of their past love. Even after she has him arrested for battery. Which’d be a horribly negative end to their relationship. (Being Mormons, would they have to get their marriage anode?) I just hope they both conduct themselves maturely.
Sigh. Okay, none of these are as good as Jen’s.
Doesn’t mean I’ll stop, though. Bad puns are my bread and butter. When my battery’s low, they recharge me.
Come on Fish!! Im serious. I want to see you! There are no pics on your blog. I love your writing style and think you’re very funny.
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