Dear Leta, You turned ten-months-old a few days ago. Why didn’t I write this a few days ago? YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO ASK QUESTIONS LIKE THAT YET. One thing that needs to be discussed right now, up front, before anything else: YOUR WILL. IT HAS BEEN MADE KNOWN. Somewhere in the last month I crossed [...]
The problem, you see, the problem is that if you’ve got a wet puppy nose because your cold won’t go away, and you go in to kiss your husband and he has a beard, the problem is that when he comes back for another kiss that snot is coming RIGHT BACK AT YA.