Merry Christmas Eve… FROM MY BUTT!

2004/12/24

Tis the season to be immature!

Posted in Daily Photo

http://someadventure.blogspot.com Girl.A

Danika, don’t be retracting anything on my account.

I for one wanna see all your asses.
http://www.noradsanta.org/english/celebrity/index.html Shiz

What’s in my head? That damned Old Navy commercial where they sing, “Your son’s coming home from college with his girlfriend; he’ll be so embarrassed if you re-gift.”

Thank YOU, Old Fucking Navy.
http://johnsloas.typepad.com/crooked_line/ John Sloas

Right back at you.
Danika

Well you know I just didn’t want to come across as creepy waiting for shots of her ass. Thought I’d explain a bit.

If I had a pic or as nice an ass as Dooce I’d totally send it to you.
http://ayendeeareeeayaitch.blogs.com/ayendeeareeeayaitch/ AYEnDeeAreEeAyAitch

Gah! I’ll spank dat ass!
http://ninotchka.squarespace.com The “other” Ninotchka

I love it. ha ha ha Thanks for the laugh. And the comment from Jon was just precious. You guys are too cute!
http://www.pismire.org pismire

“I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus . . . .”

Bad Santa. Very bad Santa, taking advantage of Dooce like that. Oh wait. Bad Dooce. Very bad Dooce, taking advantage of Santa like that.
http://dirtyfloorsandfilthyjokes.blogspot.com/ closet metrosexual

Girl.A – I’ll show mine if you show yours. One, two, three…
http://holyschmidt.blogspot.com Holy Schmidt

Cute ass Heather! Now if we can figure out a way to get you to post one of the Scrumptious Bearded One’s shit mister!

Merry Christmas Eve BlurboDoocery!

Melanie S
http://truthsandhalftruths.typepad.com Nils

“Lady, ain’tcha got nuttin’ smaller …?”
http://www.lemonlight.org Angie M

Heather B. Armstrong; putting the ass into Christmas(s)!
http://journals.aol.com/fkaren1964/ScatteredThoughts/ Fran

I feel bad…I didn’t even see Leta in the picture getting rescued. My mind was in the gutter. Sorry, Dooce. Or is this you PUTTING Leta on Santa’s lap in the first place?
http://shauny.org/pussycat shauny

that is one foxy arse. merry xmas to you and the gang!
LauraD

HAHAHA!!
http://www.biggaysam.blogspot.com Big Gay Sam

So THAT’S what straight sex looks like. p
http://www.modernsoulrecords.com Carly

Hi Heather, Jon & Leta,

I hope your family has a fabulous Christmas and a very Happy New Year, can’t wait to see what you have in store for next year’s blogs (already!)… Alright Dooce! So when do we get to see Leta’s first reaction to Santa??!!
carly

oh wait, i just went back one! cute as all heck, of course!
http://www.plisher.org Plish

Am I first?
http://www.biggaysam.blogspot.com Big Gay Sam

Plish said at 02:15PM, 12.24.2004:
Am I first?

no, and you’re not original either. p
http://NONE NICE

NICE BUTTS.
http://grassdiaries.com grass

And a very nice butt it is.
http://www.girl-from-ipanema.blogspot.com Girl From Ipanema

MERRY CHRISTMAS DOOCE AND FAMILY! Thank you for another year of great stories!
http://www.soundque.com coskel

ok, I didnt know who most of the “celebs” were on the NORAD site – and just for the record, who named that blond child after cheese? That disturbed me greatly.

Happy Holidays to everyone – kel
http://log.wytchery.com Bec

Merry Christmas
http://bigkoch.alphazap.net Zach

I’ll agree with your husband on this one – nice butt.
http://foldedspace.dreamhost.com/denise/ Denise

You have a nice butt and all…but I still can’t get over how big that chair is.
http://trancejen.diaryland.com Trance

Merry Christmas Doocerbootery! Or BootyDoocery! Or BlurboDoocery. Yeah.
http://www.starprops.com/estrada.jpg Amanda B.

Big Gay Sam- hetero sex ain’t pretty. Lots of grunting and quite often on mismatched bedding.
http://badgermeetsworld.blogspot.com Badger

Heather, I wish you, your ass, Jon and Leta the best Christmas ever! Christmas is so much more fun with kids, I have to say. Thanks so much for all the humor and inspiration, and I wish the Hamilton-Armstrong clan nothing but the best in the coming year!

(And the same to alla youse Dooce/Blurb reader types, too. I am all hopped up on bloody marys and feeling all generous and festive and shit.)
http://www.cinderellablues.blogspot.com Gia

Merry ChristmASS to you Dooce!

I hope Leta had a blast with the bows and ribbons!
http://www.dooce.com/archives/daily_photo/ RandyRambunctious

Merry Christmas Armstrongs….!
And to all the Doocers out there..
Ho Ho Ho
(Don’t that sound like hooker Santa?)
ILoveDooce

I cannot believe that poop and farts come out of such a cute ass.
Fahrvergugen

Funniest Christmas picture I have seen all year!
http://www.julienet.atfreeweb.com/retreat/ juli

Merry Christmas from my house to yours. Thanks for sharing your life with us and inspiring some of the rest of us to share ours in return.
http://someadventure.blogspot.com/ Girl.A

Silent night, holy night
All is calm, all is bright
Round young Virgin Mother and Child
Holy Infant so tender and mild
Sleep in heavenly peace
Sleep in heavenly peace
http://chloeishere.diaryland.com Chloe (is here, goddammit! Why can’t I remember?)

Thoughts about the picture:
I love your jeans!
Ah, so _that’s_ why Santa was so happy in the previous picture!
Thoughts about the comments:
Hee! Cheeky! Crack! Potty humor never goes out of style. (Old prissy lady: “Why, I say!”)

Happy Christmas, and a merry new butt to all, and to all a great ass. It is officially Christmas here. So have a merry one! (Oh, like I won’t be here tomorrow).
http://ganman.typepad.com Scott

That pictures explains why perverted old men become mall santas. I’m totally going to start growing my beard for next year right now! I’m also starting my all bacon diet to gain about 100 extra lbs.

Merry Christmas all!
http://mariposastales.blogspot.com Mariposa

Merry First Christmas Leta and Fam!!!!
http://someadventure.blogspot.com/ Girl.A

Santa’s been to my house already!

http://www.specialweb.com/xmas2002/toilet_santa.jpg
Rachel

Merry Christmas to you, Jon, Leta and Chuck. Hope your day is wonderful.
Ashe

Hmmm-mmm. What a yummy mummy! Pardon me Jon. I just couldn’t help it. Btw..to every one in Dooceland, Merry Christmas, goodwill to all mankind, peace on earth and all that jazz…
http://home.earthlink.net/~lauragayle lauragayle

Merry Christmas to the Dooces!
Although Jon probably made the naughty list just because of that pic…
elli

hooray!
http://livejournal.com/users/playbymyrulz Jess from Buffalo

Looks like Santa got his Christmas present early!
Mary

perhaps first
cutely clenched cheeks, Heather, and Merry Christmas !
http://www.dooce.com Zak

Does this qualify as naughty or nice?
http://www.dooce.com the husband

Actually, I got my christmas present early. I knew the millisecond after I took this, that it would be seen by the world.

I’m gonna say it, because it’s true: You have a great butt!

I love you, Heather!
ali

wow im here early.

anyway… LOL
Lele

I’m first??!!
Sasha

Ran out of pictures?

Merry Christmas Eve… FROM MY BUTT!

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