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Merry Christmas Eve... FROM MY BUTT!

Tis the season to be immature!



12.24.2004 Daily Photo comments closed

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  • elli said:

    hooray!

    12.24.04 - 04:37 AM / 1
  • Jess from Buffalo said:

    Looks like Santa got his Christmas present early!

    12.24.04 - 04:38 AM / 2
  • Mary said:

    perhaps first :-)
    cutely clenched cheeks, Heather, and Merry Christmas !

    12.24.04 - 04:38 AM / 3
  • Zak said:

    Does this qualify as naughty or nice?

    12.24.04 - 04:39 AM / 4
  • the husband said:

    Actually, I got my christmas present early. I knew the millisecond after I took this, that it would be seen by the world.

    I'm gonna say it, because it's true: You have a great butt!

    I love you, Heather!

    12.24.04 - 04:40 AM / 5
  • ali said:

    wow im here early.

    anyway... LOL

    12.24.04 - 04:40 AM / 6
  • Lele said:

    I'm first??!!

    12.24.04 - 04:40 AM / 7
  • Sasha said:

    Ran out of pictures?

    12.24.04 - 04:40 AM / 8
  • Girl.A said:

    dooce - I like your ass!
    I mean I like your miniature donkey! No, I mean I like your ass!

    Danielle! Re: your comment yesterday.

    Black bows come on nice packages. Err, you can find black bows tied on packages. Umm, Good things come in black bows. I can't make this sound like I am not a perv.

    How bout these presents with black bows on?

    *There, I did it*

    http://cub.wsu.edu/beta/functions/chippendale.jpg

    12.24.04 - 04:41 AM / 9
  • pickle said:

    heh. that cracked me up.
    oh wait. bad pun.

    12.24.04 - 04:42 AM / 10
  • Alex said:

    I wonder if I am 9th.... lol.... I agree husband.... nice but!!!... rrrrrrrr!

    12.24.04 - 04:43 AM / 11
  • R said:

    Merry Christmas Dooce and Family

    12.24.04 - 04:45 AM / 12
  • kEma said:

    Merry Christmas, Dooce's BUTT, Leta's scrumptious cheeks, Jon's scruptious beard, and CHUCK'S ASS!

    12.24.04 - 04:53 AM / 13
  • Chessy said:

    Ha! My husband has the same fixation, only with my ass, not yours. Half of our photos from our honeymoon are of my ass. (We each had a camera and he was most compelled by my bum.)

    12.24.04 - 04:55 AM / 14
  • Sheryl said:

    " Say it to my ass, bitch! "

    Merry Christmas Dooce et al!

    12.24.04 - 04:55 AM / 15
  • maxigumee said:

    I hope your butt has a very merry Christmas, too! :)

    12.24.04 - 04:55 AM / 16
  • leigh said:

    most excellent! :o)
    Merry Christmas

    12.24.04 - 04:56 AM / 17
  • Karen Rani said:

    Merry Christmas Eve to your butt too! LOL!
    Okay, my hubby does the same thing. I opened up the folder to my son's 6th birthday party and there, smack dab in the middle of the innocent faces of little boys, was my ass. Nice.

    12.24.04 - 05:01 AM / 18
  • chickenflicken said:

    My god, I wish my ass looked that great doing a bendy/squatty thing in jeans.

    I'm jealous.

    Merry Christmas, Armstrongs!

    12.24.04 - 05:02 AM / 19
  • Beth said:

    Bad pun time, but as it's Christmas, my comment on this pic will be:

    CHEEKY!

    Merry Christmas, Blurbodoocery!!!

    12.24.04 - 05:03 AM / 20
  • Sarah said:

    Great laugh this morning, thank you!

    You totally look like you are doing something completely perverted to Santa. And I know I'm not the only one who thinks that because this is one sick group. ;-)

    Merry Christmas to the Dooce family and I hope everyone has a wonderful, relaxing, beautiful time!

    12.24.04 - 05:03 AM / 21
  • LintHuman said:

    As we say in the UK, "Christmas, my arse!"

    12.24.04 - 05:08 AM / 22
  • closet metrosexual said:

    From this side I would definitely say that Jon is a very blessed man.

    Merry (or Mary, for Big Gay Sam) Christmas to all the butts in Dooceland.

    12.24.04 - 05:16 AM / 23
  • The Mighty Jimbo said:

    jon i SWEAR i'm not being creepy here, but heather, i have girlfriends who would have sold their first born to have stayed that thin after having their first born.

    12.24.04 - 05:20 AM / 24
  • Ashik said:

    It does look a bit like you're going to hop right on top of Santa and show him a grand ole time - you wild thang!
    Motherhood is having an interesting effect, eh?

    12.24.04 - 05:21 AM / 25
  • Courtney said:

    Merry Christmas Heather, Jon, Leta and Chuck! I hope the next year brings you nothing but happiness and love. Your family deserves nothing but the best. You are beautiful in every way. Apparently, even your ass is!

    12.24.04 - 05:22 AM / 26
  • sab said:

    nice butt....you guys are awesome...merry christmas eve!

    12.24.04 - 05:30 AM / 27
  • sam said:

    Woo hoo! Dooce butt!

    12.24.04 - 05:30 AM / 28
  • Girl.A said:

    Metro,
    " Merry Big Gay Sam " I like it!

    But " Your husband is a blessed man " is a major contender.

    Been looking for just the right catch phrase to use instead of the boring but classy " Merry Christmas "

    12.24.04 - 05:32 AM / 29
  • Danielle said:

    Girl.A : maybe the one on the right...

    I got all excited with chippendale in the url, and thought "Oh yeah, gotta get me some of _those_ presents in black bows."

    click

    bummer. but funny.

    ;)

    12.24.04 - 05:36 AM / 30
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