Alas, I had such high hopes for this.
Many of you have sent me email telling me that you can’t see any of the images on this website, and while I don’t have time to troubleshoot each individual instance of this happening, I did call my hosting provider, and they say it isn’t their fault. Of course it isn’t their fault. Some of [...]
Send me an email in which you mean to refer to me as a blogger, but instead refer to me as a booger.
There are moments when I honestly think that things can’t get any worse, moments like Saturday morning when I threw my back out, moments like this morning when The Bladder Infection came back into my life. Childbirth has turned me into a blood-peeing cripple whose breath smells like prune juice. If I didn’t have the [...]
I decided many years ago that when I eventually had kids I would try my hardest to breastfeed them. I knew it would be something I would have to work at because my sister, whose boobs are far bigger and seemingly more life-giving than mine, had such difficulty trying to breastfeed each of her five [...]
Keep referring to my mother’s banana pudding recipe as “that banana cream thingie.” THOU SHALT NOT DISRESPECT THE BANANA PUDDING, INFIDEL!
For dropping a bagel — cream cheese side down — on my baby’s head as she lay there attached to my breast.
Yesterday I took Leta to her first appointment with the pediatrician where I learned that she had gained 21 ounces in the 14 days since we’d left the hospital, and this means mama’s milk makes mouths happy! I knew she’d put on some poundage because there are times when she wakes up for the first [...]