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Listening

Azure Ray: Hold On Love

Listening

Azure Ray: Hold On Love

Reading

Ten Things: Tits

I Am Becoming THAT Woman

Thinking

TiVo was invented so that you can pause what you’re watching, switch the baby to the other boob, and then resume your show without missing a single second!

Feeling Guilty

For having any idea about what is going on in the lives of the characters on “Days of Our Lives.”

Thank the Mormon God It’s Friday

Here are a few things I have learned in the last five days of being home alone with a baby: 1. A good day is defined entirely by how many personal hygiene operations I can complete successfully. Brushing my teeth = pretty good day. Brushing my teeth + brushing my hair = I’m doing really [...]

Enjoying

This lovely t-shirt (thanks Jenny)

The Super Mutt and His Sister

Saturday afternoon we picked up Chuck from Jon’s mom’s house where he had been staying since we left for the hospital five days earlier. It was the first time I’d left the house since returning home from the hospital, and it will be the last time I can say I saw the outside of my [...]

Reading

The imminent parental denial apocalypse of he’s just a little boy and little boys don’t play like little girls, you total fucking bitch.