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What if you are your manager. Do I get to spank myself?!
I must state for the record that using a “colon cleanser” and doing an enema are different than a colonic. The colonic cleanses the poo-dookie off of the walls of your colon. The enema and pills/supplements, just get out some extra poo.
Any one want some fudge?
I love it that the pharmacist knows my name. I had to go to the pharmacy three times in 45 minutes one day because I forgot one prescription, then one wasn’t refillable and the doctor had to call it in, and the other one, well, I forget what happened but I was back within minutes. Now I go to the pharmacy and ask, “didja miss me?” and the nice ones laugh. The ones who weren’t in on it that evening just think I’m nuts, which my prescriptions confirm.
Bucky Four-Eyes, did you read the WHOLE page on that link??? I’m gonna be sick:
“Another lady wrote Herbal Fiberblend caused her to pass polyps, two pulsating masses, and a gallon of black fecal matter with worms.”
Mine is a kazoo. Not a lot of range and definition.
If you are your own manager, then yes, go spank yourself!
Wow. Compared to the normal softcore poop conversation here, this is hardcore. I think Melanie taught me something today.
Girl.A, does it sing upon arrival?
I need to find a Batman car that may be hidden up and away. Where’s that Fed Ex man with my dose of Colon Blow, damnit?
gag said at 12:55PM, 01.05.2005:
Bucky Four-Eyes, did you read the WHOLE page on that link??? Iâ€™m gonna be sick:
â€œAnother lady wrote Herbal Fiberblend caused her to pass polyps, two pulsating masses, and a gallon of black fecal matter with worms.â€
OMG I think I am going to barf a gallon of puke.
For some reason the phrase “with worms” reminds me of the phrase “of France?”
Don’t forget to go vote for Heathers blog (big name blog category). I also forgot to mention that 3hive (music site created by Jon and friends) is also up for an award under the music blog section. Hurry, cast your vote, the world needs you to vote.
YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!
you mean, of france!!!!
Sometimes you just have to wonder what the people who name places with a tagline of “The Killer Mexican Food” were smoking when they thought that would be a good idea.
Seriously you guys:
Best food in the whole world. Best.
We had our engagement dinner there, our “rehearsal dinner” there, every birthday.
Oh my god, it is to die for. If you are ever in SLC, please go give this family your business. Best mole ever, ever. Los Lobos go there everytime they play in SLC, it is unbeleivably wonderful.
I am seriously SO HOT now that I know GEORGE! has his own blog. Rooowwrr!
If you Hand-le your Iguanna too much it will get red!
Aside from prepping the bowel for various medical procedures, there is no real reason for anyone to do “colon cleansing.” I know that this probably isn’t a serious discussion here, but just in case there is any seriousness, I had to interject this. If you are a relatively healthy human being – and in most cases, even if you aren’t – you do not store loads of garbage, etc, within your bowel. Expelling polyps and pulsating masses? Sounds titillatingly disgusting, to be sure, but it’s a bunch of malarkey.
Ok, that’s enough out of me.
Oh how I love this restaraunt … too bad Elvis’s head is no longer in the toilet!
Like I said yesterday, The blog award page has an award for best daddy blog and Fish, Metro and Blurb are NOT on that list.
How are we take the blog award seriously if the three best dads online were not even nominated!?
Yes, i voted.
That’s not true. The colon is one of the most abused organs of the body. Deposits build up, heavy metals and parasites and haven’t you ever heard of mucoid plaque? I fast and do a good colon cleanse twice a year and if you saw the stuff that I see you would malarkey your ass right out of my bathroom.
I think Dr.Johnny has the best daddy blog.
Sissy: as Amanda B. once said, there’s always time for lube.
Kristine – Thanks for your “nomination”
that picture isn’t that great.
i don’t know why all you dooce freaks get so excited about pictures. eh?
butt face – Don’t be a hayta. Now, I know it’s not easy to keep up with all of the hilarity in here, but that doesn’t mean you have to post nasty comments, now does it? Go stand in the corner until you’re ready to apologize.
I beg to differ, Mrs. George 2. Parasites? From where? Of what species? Intestinal parasites are thankfully rare in N. America. Of course, perhaps you aren’t in N. America; if that’s the case, my apologies. Heavy metals? On your colon walls? Washed away by some magical potion? I’m afraid not. I’m not familiar with the term “mucoid plaque,” but I’m not really surprised, as that isn’t really a medical term.
I’m sure you see interesting things upon your colon cleansing; however, I stand by my original posting.
Appetizing. But you do only live once.
Our Mr. Fever? I better go read it!!
I love all our mens in here. They are such good daddies.
mucoid plaque is a term coined by a physician and although it is hotly debated in the medical profession, there is no other clinical explanation for that substance. Parasites are actually more common than you’d think and can come from the water, the air, the food or your pets. i also do a liver flush while i’m fasting and the combination of the two move along the heavy metals. you can stand by your post, that’s ok, but unless you’ve tried it for yourself don’t assume that there’s nothing in your intestines that needs to come out.
actually it is pretty easy to keep up with the “hilarity” in here because it really isn’t that funny. the people who obsess over dooce’s mediocre photographs bug the shit out of me. you need to get something better to do. and yeah i probably need to get something better to do to, because reading your comments is grating on my nerves.
Yes, you were right about Fever’s web page. After today’s entry he should be nominated!!
like I said, welcome to the world of not seeing the back of your bathroom door for the next 13 years.
mrs. george #2.
have you ever noticed that when you “flush” the parasites out of your colon that you end up doing it again a few monthes later? those parasites are always going to be there so maybe they’re not that bad…??
maybe YOUR’S aren’t that bad. I’ve only done the parasite flush once and haven’t felt the need to do it since. I’m also unsure about how long a few monthes is.
It is too hilarious in here…sniff, sniff…
all i’m saying is that if you flush them out once, they are gonna come back in something else you eat or breath or drink or whatever. it’s fruitless.
If that is your broken logic then two thumbs up, bro. But my momma told me never to take advice from a person with an ass where their face should be.
colon health begins and ends with a healthy, balanced diet and lucky genes.
my mother and father told me to never take advice from someone who lives in texas. done and done!
MG2 – HA!
Oh no…he’s insulted the Texans…
But, butt face, she’s an nurse.
I’m an nurse too, not an English teecher.as yoo can C.
Cold blooded attempt, but my parents told me the same thing which is why I’m not a Republican.
I’mmmm baaaaack! And, I went out for pizza with one of my salesmen. Am now running to the bathroom with clenched cheeks! LOL
Mr. Butt Face: me thinks you should “butt out”.
Why do people persist on trashing this site and all who comment??? Go read something else….
i could eat mexican. who’s buying?
eh. i guess it’s just that i think i’m better than everyone here. and now you’re gonna say something like “well then WHY DO YOU KEEP POSTING MEAN COMMENTS YOU JERK!?”
and then i’ll answer “um. because i can. and i will.”
and for the record, I never GAVE anyone advice. I was just offering my personal testimony. So if you’re going to refute the advice of a Texan go talk to your president.
Just ignore the asswipe, Mrs. George. Some people think common sense is useful all the time. Sometimes it just means lowest common denominator.
yeah. don’t worry about it mrs george. i was just wanted to get your goat. i also wanted to get sam’s goat. and then some other people got pissed too!
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