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GRAMMARBITCH, THIS IS GOD. GODDAMMIT, I’M GOD, NOT ITALIAN. BESIDES, AS I SAID BEFORE, GRAMMAR IS FOR SLOBBERING IDIOTS.
CONSIDER YOURSELF SMOTE.
THAT IS ALL.
“ugh” you appear to be a part of that battle, so which lable fits you?
Dooce and it’s posse crack me out – Upper Case God, rock on.
Okay, so – for the Dooce T-Shirt Company that should definitely be started up – we’ve now got RUFF! GEORGE! Of FRANCE! …am I forgetting any others?
Not that anyone is even bothering to read comments anymore at this point, but I just wanted to thank Bucky Four-Eyes for being the one to FINALLY explain to me what the hell a “half ‘n’ half” meant. I only knew about the kind you put in your coffee, but I didn’t think that hookers were offering up coffee additives, at least not at those prices.
Now, will someone please explain what “Around the World” means? I’ll be waiting here, apparently under my rock, in case anyone wants to enlighten me.
To “Grossed out”: “…back to the sac” is one of the funniest things I’ve read in a while. But I wish you hadn’t burned that particular image into my brain, of your (or MY!) Dad’s balls hanging out of their shorts. I’ll be on the shrink’s couch for HOURS with that one, thank you very much.
Almost forgot… “RUFF!”
that chick who stole your stuff SUCKS. and she is totally stalking you, not the other way around – i mean she stole your stuff! haahahah she probably feels pretty lame now, because she has to be reading this in horror. dummy.
Don’t mean to be a party pooper, but I think it might be time to turn off the comments. I mean, come on, 356 by 5pm? It’s like Dooce is running a free for all chat room. Or maybe there should be a requirement of a nominal fee or something to comment more than once…or twice…or ten times.
gina said at 08:02AM, 01.07.2005:
um, chuck, i can see up your nose.
I LOVE THE CRAP OUT OF CHUCK!!!!
Okaaaaay…so, does that mean you love him so much, it makes him crap? Or, you love the crap that comes out of him?
Gee, the next thing you know, that college student will be saying it’s YOUR fault that you write such catchy phrases that it makes it IMPOSSIBLE for her not to want to plagarize you.
Way to take responsibility, Miss Not-So-Ivy League…
My Mom told me to make the bed every morning because no matter what the rest of your house looks like, it’ll make you FEEL as if it’s tidy. Her theory shouldn’t make sense, but I swear it works.
If dogs can be handsome, Chuck is the most handsome of all.
I love your site dooce! It’s my morning ritual during coffee time…have to have dooce time to wake up even if my kids are stuck in front of Boobah…
It cracks me up that people read enough comments that annoy them to get annoyed enough to comment about it!! Man this world is crazy.
Cute Dog, lets eat it
I didn’t know Avon bottles could cure old sunglasses. I really need one of those!
Yes, I know, I know….I should’ve gotten this all into one post, so sue me. (Actually, don’t. I’m totally broke. Blood from a turnip and all that…)
I stayed off the computer last night, so didn’t read the post about the Ivy League Copycat until this morning…it’s quite obvious that chick didn’t count on the LEGIONS of Dooce fans from the four corners of the worldwide web, who are vigilant (and often vigilante), and who would TOTALLY SHUT HER ASS DOWN when they saw what she’d done.
ASHIK THIS IS GOD. I HATE TO BE THE OMNISCIENT ALL POWERFUL ENTITY TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT YOU ARE A FUCKING PARTY POOPER.
I COMMAND YOU TO GO SUCK EGGS, PARTY POOPER.
As for the Wannabe Dooce girl: She’s on an awfully high horse for someone obviously stalking–not to mention, oh yeah, plagiarizing–from someone else.
I really like my pens, though, so I won’t be needing that one
chuck is wondering when he’s gonna get that treat you are holding above him when you take the pic.
carrie: what’s worse is the image burned in MY mind. love my dad, hate the daisy dukes and satchel side kick.
Chuck is too damn cute for his own good! I want a doggie like Chuck.
Heather, I don’t know if anyone has said this yet (don’t have time to read 368 comments to ensure originality) but regarding your plagiarist, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. But, how dumb is this ivy leaguer to wonder how you found the material? Dude, you know what Google is, right? It’s also lovely how she sounds affronted when she’s the plagiarist.
lol! Jimbo – great minds think alike!
I’d like “Chuck Friday Live!” where I get to come out to Utah and hug him, and stroke his soft puppy ears, and feed him pizza and pop tarts…
“RUFF! RUFF! RUFF!”
I ruff Chuck!
Snarky time…I think, andy, that the reason there are 368 comments are that people don’t read the previous comments before they post repeats about Google.
Go, Dog, Go!
*Where do I sign up for the Dooce Cult?*
Absolutely! I mean RUFF!
Dooce said in her post that someone sent her an email:
“Someone sends me a link to the personal webpage of a college student who has stolen two of my taglines and whole paragraphs of my writing and tried to pass them off as her own. “
You know, if I were Heather I’d really have to rethink my success as a blogger, considering her commenting readership appears to consist of a veritable pack of slobbering nitwits who take up server space with their daily, inane, one-word posts and desperate attempts to be FIRST.
Yes, Leta is cute. Chuck is cute, Jon is cute, George is great, and Heather is thin and beautiful and should smile more. Need we have the same poster patter every day? Are so many of you completely incapable of coming up with a full, well-constructed sentence? Dooce likes the funny! Please, for the love of god, made an effort for Dooce! Try! Be funny! Post when you actually Have Something to Say! You can do it, adoring public!
Ahhhhh … sweet, blessed relief.
Chuck is such a cute dog. By the way, how in the world did he get to be known as the Former Congressman?
Using Internet Explorer, Ctrl+F Will open the find box, search up and down page.
Or Edit> Find
You can even search for partial words if you’re not sure how to spell it!
Works for any web page.
Note: click somewhere on or after the first comment before pressing Ctrl+F
We have a dog much like Chuck. His name is Bevo and he’s the sweetest boy ever. Unfortunately we have to find him a new home where there are no girl dogs to beat up on him.
GEORGE! Do you need a dog to help you get through Chuck withdrawls?
carrie – around the world on dooce .com
are you sure you want to know?
let’s just say it involves each orifice being on the receiving end. i think there’s an order to it too…but…
umm…now im disturbed, too
I didn’t realize we had to be funny. When I try, it just doesn’t happen.
I’m such a glutten for punishment; when I see Leta shots I want bebes; when I see Chuck shots I want a dog. But my cats eat dogs for breakfast, and maybe bebes too. Don’t really want to find out…
Oh, aaaaand… le ruff!
He looks so intense.
the more i read dooce.com the more i think of it as a toilet training manual for grown ups. that’s not a bad thing, by the way.
Oh, Georgie Pordgie is here. I feel so blessed. Does that make me one of Dooceâ€™s minions?
It’s photos like these that make me wish Chuck wasnt FIXED. Imagine a bunch of Chucklesworth’s running around? I know I’D buy one!
Ruff, Ruff, Ruff!!!
OMG! i had hot boiling diarrhea this morning! splashback and everything!
Niff: Don’t sell yourself short. You’re being funny even when you don’t know it: You obviously missed Gia from Guam’s translation of “bebe” a few days ago, or you would realize just how redundant (and a bit bizarre) it is to say that “cats eat bebes” (someone else will clue you in on the translation, I’m sure).
It must have been that picture of the Mexican restuarant Dooce put up a couple of days ago.
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