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cock-flavoured potty mouth.
I haven’t laughed that hard since “shampoo my crotch”. I just love the lingo I pick up here. Like Sesame Street for adults.
Fish and Colleen, you guys are stuck in the unpleasantries of babies, the nasty substances that come out of both ends on a regular basis. I have the rosy glasses of looking back on it. I haven’t cleaned up poopie diapers or spit-up in years.
Leta is too cute for her shit to stink.
TOO! MUCH! CUTENESS!
GAH! GAH! OVERLOAD!
Actually, I think that smile means â€œwait until you see what has squished up over the top of my diaper in back because of all the bouncing.â€
Fish – spoken like a man who has learned this lesson quickly
PEEFER, THIS IS GOD. GODDAMMIT, I’VE GOT A BIG ASS HANGOVER AND I HATE GETTING UP THIS EARLY ON A MONDAY TO SMITE THE LIKES OF YOU.
YOU’RE NOT A ROCKSTAR BECAUSE YOU SUCK. CONSIDER YOURSELF SMOTE.
THAT IS ALL.
i can’t wait to take pics like this w/my new d70. wait – i don’t have a mini me yet. oh well. rocks and trees it is.
Much warmer than a stroller in the winter. For sure.
Do a lot of people in Tennessee really need an assult rifle?
awwww crap…GOD’s here again
Hey, if you only had three natural teeth left in yer head, you’d protect ‘em with a gun, too!
Leta is just to scrumptious for words…cute picture.
Does anyone else think that Leta looks a little stoned? She’s SO not going to be sharing food with Chuck this afternoon, what with all the munchies she’ll be having.
God, you’re too funny. Are you funnier than Jesus? Cause if so, it’ll save me a trip to Utah.
Just add glasses and a beard… and we have… a clone : )
Yeah I suppose if I only had 3 natural teeth I’d be pretty upset. I am pretty angry about this damned root canal and crown business. I dont know what I’d do if I was toothless.
Yay! Again with the cute hammer! Beeyootiful!
I just wanted to say that your photos are beautiful. I’ve been coming to your site for awhile now, and every time I see your photos I’m left smiling.
Closet Metro, my rosy glasses from baby #2 have been splattered by #3′s amazing, odor-free shitmist.
You had an interview on the radio?
‘No need to wake up early to smite me. You can just let ME do the dirty work for you, like last time about 2000 years ago.
The classic Daddy’s girl. Save this one so that at Leta’s wedding when she’s dancing with Jon facing the other way you can juxtapose the two pictures.
Leta’s wedding???? Let’s not rush it. Sorry.
Do you remember the scene in Total Recall when we first meet Guato, the alien sage growing out of the belly of a mutant? These two are much cuter.
So, is it wrong for a woman to have the same glasses as Jon’s? or at least similar? (see my link for pic)
I’d say no…. but I’ve seen 3 guys with the same-ish looking frame lately. Maybe I’ll just wear the silvery ones for a while.
or I’d better go back to wearing earrings everyday.
I see that Leta has sprung a “Scrumptious bearded” growth!
What a cute picture. What a cute family.
God’s back! Yaaay!
God, why is it cold?
Shizzy – I think it’s cold because when we’re buring in Hell God wants us to remember how good we had it.
Um, your child has a huge growth on her back…not to point out people’s oddities or anything…it’s just, you know, you might want to get her to a doctor.
Right. Thanks God. Always looking out for the rest of us.
Danielle – Cute pic. I wear the same glasses, too. And I am all woman! : )
i want jon’s glasses.
leta looks happy. i wish i could put chaeli into the snugli but she gets mad everytime we try to put her in it.
I’m late with this, but did you know you can program the TiVo remote to do a thirty second jump forward? It’s on their website somewhere. It’ll help Jon fast forward by doing four clicks, which is about 2 minutes and if Chuck Woolery was right, is about 2 seconds less than the average commercial break.
And Daddy bear! What great facial hair! Prrrrrrr.
oh man. she looks so sly. and jon looks very yummy with his beard. yay jon and leta and dooce. and chuck. and utah, i guess, while we’re at it.
Daddy is quiet sexy with the glasses on! What a cute pic.
Why do you have to be doggin out people from Murfreesboro? I live there dammit!
SHIZ, THIS IS GOD. I CREATED COLD SO THOSE WHOSE ASSES GET SMOKED BY ME CAN COOL THEIR FIERY BUMS IN THE SNOW. THAT IS ALSO WHY I CREATED PREPARATION H FOR THOSE IN WARM CLIMATES.
I AM A MERCIFUL GOD.
Gee, God. Good to know.
I want a picture of Leta screaming her head off.
Normally I don’t brainlessly gush over photos, but (putting brain in a drawer), by God, that is a great fucking photo!
I wish I had taken that pic and that was my husband and child…oh wait, that didn’t come out right. That came out slightly stalkerish. I apologize.
I meant I wish I had a pic of my husband with my daughter that cute.
I do wish I had your camera, though.
Absolute cuteness! Love the beard, too.
Um, God…sir? Gotta few questions for ya.
1) Avril Lasangna. WHY???
2) Joey Ramone, Jeff Buckley, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Michael Hedges…all dead. And yet Manilow LIVES?!?
3) Why do folks gotta be hatin’?
this picture spurred what i’ve decided to call The Most Greatest Escape from Work Ever (yes, “most greatest”). i just started looking through all the old “Leta” posts again. And by “just started,” i mean an hour ago.
consequently, my ovaries have started a revolt and are actually making a baby. no sperm needed. it’s weird. i think i’m four months along now.
Amanda B. – I can explain #2. God wanted a good house band. Selfish Bastid’
AMANDA B THIS IS GOD. I WILL ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS BECAUSE I TAKE PITY ON YOU. THE ANSWER TO ONE AND TWO IS BECAUSE BIBLICAL ASS-SMOKING COMES IN MANY FORMS, PHYSICAL AND MENTAL.
THE ANSWER TO THREE IS HEY, I GAVE YOU FUCKERS FREE CHOICE. DON’T BLAME ME IF YOU FUCK IT UP.
I just want to say that butterstar (139) has a damn fine awesome name.
Mmmmmmm … Butterstar ….
Is it just me, or does Leta have a “moo ha ha” look on her face?
Yes Tammy, and as Fish said earlier, I think she’s grinning about a secret stash of baby deposits.
Eek. Tammy- you said “moo ha ha”. Leta *does* have that look on her face. I love to say that only I say it- “Mu wah ha ha”.
Thanks Metro and Big G.O.D. Although I really don’t think I’ve done anything to warrant Manilow smiting.
Yippee!! A daddy/daughter picture! I love the “cold wind face”!
Butterstar — sounds like a cookie to me… a yummy cookie!
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