Baby Bear



  • the niffer

    cock-flavoured potty mouth.

    I haven’t laughed that hard since “shampoo my crotch”. I just love the lingo I pick up here. Like Sesame Street for adults.

  • http://dirtyfloorsandfilthyjokes.blogspot.com/ closet metro

    Fish and Colleen, you guys are stuck in the unpleasantries of babies, the nasty substances that come out of both ends on a regular basis. I have the rosy glasses of looking back on it. I haven’t cleaned up poopie diapers or spit-up in years.

    Leta is too cute for her shit to stink.

  • http://dorkyturtle.livejournal.com Heather

    AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

  • http://shiz.typepad.com/ Shiz

    TOO! MUCH! CUTENESS!

    GAH! GAH! OVERLOAD!

  • scorp

    Actually, I think that smile means “wait until you see what has squished up over the top of my diaper in back because of all the bouncing.”

    Fish – spoken like a man who has learned this lesson quickly :)

  • http://www.dooce.com Mormon General Authority

    PEEFER, THIS IS GOD. GODDAMMIT, I’VE GOT A BIG ASS HANGOVER AND I HATE GETTING UP THIS EARLY ON A MONDAY TO SMITE THE LIKES OF YOU.

    YOU’RE NOT A ROCKSTAR BECAUSE YOU SUCK. CONSIDER YOURSELF SMOTE.

    THAT IS ALL.

  • http://www.edgeofbone.com/wedding Amanda B.

    sweet

  • http://misspriss.org becky

    i can’t wait to take pics like this w/my new d70. wait – i don’t have a mini me yet. oh well. rocks and trees it is.

  • http://www.kempland4u.com Gooooder

    Much warmer than a stroller in the winter. For sure.

    Do a lot of people in Tennessee really need an assult rifle?

  • http://krissypants.blogspot.com krissy pants

    awwww crap…GOD’s here again

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    Hey, if you only had three natural teeth left in yer head, you’d protect ‘em with a gun, too!

  • http://jpandthemegabeast.blogspot.com/ JP

    Leta is just to scrumptious for words…cute picture.

  • Elegant Goose

    Does anyone else think that Leta looks a little stoned? She’s SO not going to be sharing food with Chuck this afternoon, what with all the munchies she’ll be having.

  • the niffer

    God, you’re too funny. Are you funnier than Jesus? Cause if so, it’ll save me a trip to Utah.

  • Annette

    Just add glasses and a beard… and we have… a clone : )

  • http://www.kempland4u.com Gooooder

    Yeah I suppose if I only had 3 natural teeth I’d be pretty upset. I am pretty angry about this damned root canal and crown business. I dont know what I’d do if I was toothless.

  • Jeff

    Woo 116th

  • http://bethology.blogspot.com Beth

    Yay! Again with the cute hammer! Beeyootiful!

  • Amanda

    I just wanted to say that your photos are beautiful. I’ve been coming to your site for awhile now, and every time I see your photos I’m left smiling.

  • http://clobberblogger.blogspot.com Colleen from NJ

    Closet Metro, my rosy glasses from baby #2 have been splattered by #3′s amazing, odor-free shitmist.

  • http://www.dooce.com megchem

    Dooce,
    You had an interview on the radio?
    Do tell!
    http://megan.scatterbrain.org/notmartha/index.html

  • http://www.dooce.com/archives/daily_photo/01_10_2005.html Peefer

    Dear God,

    ‘No need to wake up early to smite me. You can just let ME do the dirty work for you, like last time about 2000 years ago.

  • http://journals.aol.com/fkaren1964/ScatteredThoughts/ Fran

    The classic Daddy’s girl. Save this one so that at Leta’s wedding when she’s dancing with Jon facing the other way you can juxtapose the two pictures.
    Leta’s wedding???? Let’s not rush it. Sorry.

  • andy

    Do you remember the scene in Total Recall when we first meet Guato, the alien sage growing out of the belly of a mutant? These two are much cuter.

  • http://www.danielleblog.com/archives/007409.html Danielle

    So, is it wrong for a woman to have the same glasses as Jon’s? or at least similar? (see my link for pic)

    I’d say no…. but I’ve seen 3 guys with the same-ish looking frame lately. Maybe I’ll just wear the silvery ones for a while. ;)

    or I’d better go back to wearing earrings everyday.

    hmmmmm…

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/candianroxboy CDNRXBY

    I see that Leta has sprung a “Scrumptious bearded” growth! :-)

    What a cute picture. What a cute family.

    J

  • http://shiz.typepad.com/ Shiz

    God’s back! Yaaay!

    God, why is it cold?

  • http://dirtyfloorsandfilthyjokes.blogspot.com/ closet metro

    Shizzy – I think it’s cold because when we’re buring in Hell God wants us to remember how good we had it.

  • lady quicksilver

    Um, your child has a huge growth on her back…not to point out people’s oddities or anything…it’s just, you know, you might want to get her to a doctor.

  • http://shiz.typepad.com/ Shiz

    Right. Thanks God. Always looking out for the rest of us.

  • Carol

    Danielle – Cute pic. I wear the same glasses, too. And I am all woman! : )

  • http://shyeyes.org shy

    i want jon’s glasses.

    leta looks happy. i wish i could put chaeli into the snugli but she gets mad everytime we try to put her in it.

  • thelioness

    I’m late with this, but did you know you can program the TiVo remote to do a thirty second jump forward? It’s on their website somewhere. It’ll help Jon fast forward by doing four clicks, which is about 2 minutes and if Chuck Woolery was right, is about 2 seconds less than the average commercial break.

  • http://www.cinderellablues.blogspot.com Gia

    And Daddy bear! What great facial hair! Prrrrrrr.

  • the orinignal kp

    oh man. she looks so sly. and jon looks very yummy with his beard. yay jon and leta and dooce. and chuck. and utah, i guess, while we’re at it.
    yay.

  • http://www.pissybritches.blogspot.com Stephanie

    Daddy is quiet sexy with the glasses on! What a cute pic.
    Why do you have to be doggin out people from Murfreesboro? I live there dammit!

  • http://www.dooce.com Mormon General Authority

    SHIZ, THIS IS GOD. I CREATED COLD SO THOSE WHOSE ASSES GET SMOKED BY ME CAN COOL THEIR FIERY BUMS IN THE SNOW. THAT IS ALSO WHY I CREATED PREPARATION H FOR THOSE IN WARM CLIMATES.

    I AM A MERCIFUL GOD.

    THAT IS ALL.

  • http://shiz.typepad.com/ Shiz

    Gee, God. Good to know.

  • victoria

    I want a picture of Leta screaming her head off.

  • http://butterstar.blogspot.com/ butterstar

    Normally I don’t brainlessly gush over photos, but (putting brain in a drawer), by God, that is a great fucking photo!

    I wish I had taken that pic and that was my husband and child…oh wait, that didn’t come out right. That came out slightly stalkerish. I apologize.

    I meant I wish I had a pic of my husband with my daughter that cute.

    I do wish I had your camera, though.

  • Darcie

    Absolute cuteness! Love the beard, too.

  • http://www.edgeofbone.com/wedding Amanda B.

    Um, God…sir? Gotta few questions for ya.

    1) Avril Lasangna. WHY???

    2) Joey Ramone, Jeff Buckley, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Michael Hedges…all dead. And yet Manilow LIVES?!?

    3) Why do folks gotta be hatin’?

  • http://nylrebma.blogspot.com amberlyn

    this picture spurred what i’ve decided to call The Most Greatest Escape from Work Ever (yes, “most greatest”). i just started looking through all the old “Leta” posts again. And by “just started,” i mean an hour ago.

    consequently, my ovaries have started a revolt and are actually making a baby. no sperm needed. it’s weird. i think i’m four months along now.

  • http://dirtyfloorsandfilthyjokes.blogspot.com/ closet metro

    Amanda B. – I can explain #2. God wanted a good house band. Selfish Bastid’

  • http://www.dooce.com Mormon General Authority

    AMANDA B THIS IS GOD. I WILL ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS BECAUSE I TAKE PITY ON YOU. THE ANSWER TO ONE AND TWO IS BECAUSE BIBLICAL ASS-SMOKING COMES IN MANY FORMS, PHYSICAL AND MENTAL.

    THE ANSWER TO THREE IS HEY, I GAVE YOU FUCKERS FREE CHOICE. DON’T BLAME ME IF YOU FUCK IT UP.

    THAT IS ALL.

  • http://shiz.typepad.com/ Shiz

    I just want to say that butterstar (139) has a damn fine awesome name.

    BUTTERSTAR!

    Mmmmmmm … Butterstar ….

  • http://battybeyond.blogspot.com Tammy

    Is it just me, or does Leta have a “moo ha ha” look on her face?

  • http://shiz.typepad.com/ Shiz

    Yes Tammy, and as Fish said earlier, I think she’s grinning about a secret stash of baby deposits.

  • http://www.edgeofbone.com/wedding Amanda B.

    Eek. Tammy- you said “moo ha ha”. Leta *does* have that look on her face. I love to say that only I say it- “Mu wah ha ha”.

    Thanks Metro and Big G.O.D. Although I really don’t think I’ve done anything to warrant Manilow smiting.

  • http://www.mycircuslife.com Circus Kelli

    Yippee!! A daddy/daughter picture! I love the “cold wind face”!

    Butterstar — sounds like a cookie to me… a yummy cookie!