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Her necklace says, “Be Fri,” and mine says, “st ends”

Yesterday I called Beth approximately 24 times. Half of those times I was in the bathroom, once I was in the middle of changing the raisin diaper. She only lives a block away, so I suppose this is the stay-at-home-mom version of instant messaging the coworker in the next cubicle over, but there is no [...]

Soon to be written out of the will

Sunday afternoon we had lunch with my mother. It’s an arrangement we have worked out: she feeds us free food, she gets to see Leta. I would let my mother see Leta regardless of whether or not food was involved, but come on. FREE FOOD. I will totally use my child as leverage. Over pork [...]

His ego writing checks his body can’t cash