That’s our apartment in LA. Do you see the baby fat seeping out of the collar of the shirt?
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Response to shy:
I’m double-jointed. Aside from that, I’ll contort myself into ANY position to achieve the ultimate G-spot (usually multiple) orgasm!
*racy music continues to play*
Y.E.S! im FIRST, finally.
i do not think it is always so bad to blow during the sucking process. i mean, afterall, one needs to expel air and the frequency of expulsion is in direct relation to the fitness of the sucker. just food for thought.
long live peanut butter and banana sandwiches !
I humbly request that you consider smiting Those Who Begrudge people the small fun it might give them to shout ‘FIRST’ here.
Anyone who is that irritated by such minutiae needs a good smiting.
Thank you All Mighty One
in response to Yes Iâ€™m Blonde:
usually multiple? o ok now your just braggin. hmph!!
Mrs. Strizzay — elf pleasure?! Whoa. You must get a REALLY good report sent to Santa every year…
GOD- forgive. I am but a humble human who used to rely on platonic spooning as a replacement for hot monkey lovin. I shall go forth and sin no more.
One more thing. Could you smite heavily the one called “yes I’m blond”? She is mean and evil.
YES I’M BLONDE THIS IS GOD. I SHALL STRIKE YOU DEAD SO’S YOU CAN COME UP HERE AND SIT ON MY LAP, MY LITTLE ANGEL.
JESUS THIS IS GOD. GO AWAY BOY, YOU BOTHER ME.
THAT IS ALL.
I can multi gasm if the foreplay (or alcohol) is adequate. Proper pre hotness is required to bust a move.
Has everyone seen the headlines: “SATURN’S MOON COVERED IN SEAS OF FLAMMABLE NATURAL GAS”?
The 9 year old boy in me is just rolling: Moon? Flammable natural gas?
I usually call them killer clams. :p
but that’s just me.
GOD HAS TURNED HIS BACK ON ME.
I feel awful.
Dad, this is Jesus.
And I’m running away to live with my _real_ dad. (Remember Joseph?)
That is all.
Sarah, I believe GOD sarcastically addressed your concern in comment number 177.
Husband is not going to know what hit him this weekend!! Legs around the neck indeed!!
(thanks for the tip!)
MGA – you are funny. That is all.
speaking from hot girl-on-girl experience, there are some times when blowing is just lovely. for instance (pencils ready?) : pink taco + breath mint + blowing = minty tingling deliciousness! cool and refreshing!
Jesus H Christ said at 12:52PM, 01.21.2005:
Dad, this is Jesus.
And Iâ€™m running away to live with my real dad. (Remember Joseph?)
OH. MY. GAWD. THAT IS FUNNY!
in response to Big Gay Sam:
of course you do darlin’.
Oh. Oh my.
Anyone heard the expression “meat curtains” before?
Amanda B. : no, no, not evil! Just want to share the wealth!
MGA: must be b/c of the missionary position, I take it…
Shy: no, no, not bragging! Just happily sated. At least I was last night
Yes I’m Blonde:
Not really “sharin’ the wealth”. Unless you have a web cam, a laser pointer and a follow along instruction manual, the rest of us are at a loss.
Shy: no, don’t do webcams. Just trying to help Amanda B. find her missing G-spot. “G-spot! Oh, G-spot! Can you *come* out and play?
Hmm, another good G-spot position is woman on top, man sitting up, legs around his shoulders. Helps if you(the woman) have a headboard to lean back against.
Not sure if this helps you, Shy; are you a pillow girl?
Yes I’m blonde:
definitely not a pillow princess. I’m more of a hands on, game face ready, “in it to win it” pink taco fan.
btw: i was just jokin about the web cam
Poor Dooce. The first day of pre school with Leta:
Leta running to the front of the line: “I’M FIRST”
Dooce: “Shut up kid, you’re being annoying!”
To which Leta responds “Cock orgasm fucker!”
Position of the week :
Bend over arm of couch so face is pushed into the back of said couch. Lift leg farthest away from back of couch onto the arm of said couch. Begin jackhammering.
You should orgasm in 3-8 minutes if proper foreplay or alcohol has been provided.
Strizzay, you are funny.
about the Leta line … not about the jackhammering. that’s just intriguing.
Shy: ok, I was close (pillow girl/pillow princess). Not quite sure if you’re into other things – or other things are into you (!), so the G-spot info may or maynot pertain to you
Jesus, i think i need a cold shower.
Carol, are you praying for rain? ‘Cause I can do that.
Also – turning water to wine? I’m your man. Got a leper in the family? Give me a ring.
But if you need any burning bushes or talking donkeys, you better give my Dad a call.
ahahaha pink taco!
so happy to read that at work!
you know you can always move to columbia, south carolina, where the mascot for the univ. of sc, is the gameCOCK. in short, people around these here parts, have “GO COCKS” written on their license plates, bumper stickers, hats, shirts, you name it. or you can just go short and just say, COCKS!!! everyone around here, doesn’t laugh and giggle that, they just KNOW, ya know, because it’s COCK country around here. look it up… http://www.sc.edu. i’m pround to say that i’m an official COCK alumnus.
my front bumper plate proudly says, COCKS. i bet if you drove around in utah with a plate like that, everyone would shudder in horror, point and cover their children’s eyes.
Strizzay — that sounds more difficult than ‘flying octopus, level 8′.
After reading these, I have *got* to get myself into yoga or something.
If I ask my wife to wrap her legs around my shoulders while bending double, the imminent and extensive laughter will be the only thing that is “multiple” that nite…
Jesus: Sorry, I was using your name in vain. Please forgive. But, while you’re offering, please let me have many sensational organisms this weekend with my hot husband. Thanks.
i have been able to squirt when there is a moderately large COCK involved, and he’s behind me and i’m up against the wall, front towards the wall, back towards him. that’s the only way, but god is it awesome.
It is my personal opinion that Sensational Organisms rock better then anything else
I ate a Pink Taco once and it made me sick…must have had some bad Mayo
Kittie: re: bad Mayo: EWWWWW
Carol: Um, yeah. That’s my DAD’s department. But, hey, um…like I said…wine or lepers…give me a call.
Lady Bug: Umm…can’t believe I didn’t catch that one earlier. lol
Kittie: Oh dear God!
Pink Tacos with bad mayo…i think there are suppositories for that kind of thing.
There’s a word that is used to describe what happens to people who spend too much work time reading blogs–
Get back to work!
chuck is a rockstar!
Who IS the boss, anyway? Tony or Angela? Or was it Mona?
Angela was a biatch. Mona was a slut. Tony was a submissive. So that would make Mona the boss.
maybe “the boss” should practice what the “boss preaches”…or there could be an ugly investigation peding with some mysterious xeroxes of the assistant’s “bleep” showing up in “Da Man’s” inbox.
I can’t stop smiling at former congressman Chuckles. He just looks so dang happy.
Fish – LMAO.
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