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The Book of Revelations forgot to mention this, but the fact that two of the most anal-retentive, perfectionist and nervous people on the planet were able to host 30 people including children under the age of accountability in their home — there were kids, in my living room, EATING ICE CREAM ON MY PERSIAN RUG [...]

Day of Destruction

Even though her bithday isn’t until Thursday, we had to arrange things to accommodate the relatives, you know. It was a blast. Wait until you see what I smeared on her head. (P.S. Jon took this photo because I was in the background somewhere silently freaking out.)