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How to Charm Me

Call me back and say, “If I haven’t flipped you off or told you to go to hell in the last month, then consider it done,” right after hanging up the phone to wish your granddaughter a happy birthday, having not yet listened to the messages I left on your voice mail that went something [...]

It’s not like he told anybody to SUCK IT or anything

Yesterday cousin GEORGE! called to wish Leta happy birthday. I know, how cute is that? And when Leta heard his voice on the speaker phone she raised her arms and tried to take flight, she knew who it was and if that doesn’t touch you right there in the soft spot THEN YOU AND I [...]

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