This one was also taken by Beth. I was to the right drowning underneath thousands of stuffed animals.
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That decrepit old hag
With friends like me, who needs idiots?
Our little hippie
Oh and “Julianne….suffering in Halifax” is right. We have Jesuits running our booz intake in this country except for Quebec. We’re one step away from Utah.
Dooce: Better Than The Reality of My Boring Work Any Day of the Damn Week
Sharing. I never did catch on to that idea.
Just have to add to the wacky town list…
I live in Washington State near the town of Humptulips. I think it is a Native American name, but it always provided plenty of fodder for Junior High jokes.
Good luck, dang cold. IT will be there for years, maybe decades, to come.
Heather – I may have missed this somewhere traversing through your daily archives, but could you clue me in on how much your Nikon D70 cost you? I’m seeing an enormous price range, and don’t want to pay out the ass if I don’t have to. Thanks!
Shit now I’ve got leakbutt in my head. I’m a dead man.
Leakbutt and rectalage sitting in a tree…
Oh that is so sweet! She’ll be reading up a storm in no time!
Ah’m wit’ you on da problem of
copin’ wit’ da Keeper in da company washroom. See
#130 in yestiddy’s comments.
Revolting li’l device, no? Druther
yank a string any ol’ day.
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Holy Crap.m I’ve never been this high up in the comment count!
Morons? MORONS?!?!?!? I hope you get a nasty, chafing bout of rectalage and leakbutt that would make quasimodo howl and beg for death. That’ll learn ya…
Yeah, I mean, I’d rather read about the most disgusting forms of poop than even start to think about this hard bounce email list in front of me of over 600 people.
Besides, poop is funny. Hard Bounce is not. It involves spreadsheets and merging and crap. Lots of unfunny crap.
She looks so content with a book her in lap. She’s one smart cookie You are a blessed momma.
Those of you squicked out by the Keeper are missing out. It’s more convenient, more comfortable, more healthy, more affordable, more ecological… Don’t let the Kotex mafia tell you otherwise. Oh, and for those with latex sensitivity, there’s the Diva cup, a silicone version.
Dooce: For when reading about menstruation and poop is far more interesting than the work you are supposed to be doing
Oh My Dear God in Heaven.
MONTHS of trying to usurp the dedicated Doocesters, and I finally see my name at the top.
I tell ya, it’s right up there with havin’ a baybee.
Oh. My. God. I totally can not believe I am #352! That is like the coolest ever!!
OK, morons, how about you just leave Dooce a nice message instead of talking about what number comment you are.
This reminds me of something that takes place in our household every time an ad for “Flonase” comes on. About a year ago, when we first saw the “Flonase ad, Toby Joe said, “Flonase? That’s like calling medicine for constipation, ‘Leakbutt’ ” And so it stuck. Now, one of us inevitably starts yelling “Leakbutt! Leakbutt!” every time the ad airs.
Does it really need to be that literal?
Hooray for reading! One of my favorite pasttimes as a child….
Is defenestrate as in, “Pick a window, ’cause now you’re leavin’?” (Flotsam & Jetsam)
and they will deserve it!
dont they know they cannot expect the impossible from us. how can we be expected to resist!
Hey is Leta a lefty?!? I’m noticing she’s reaching with her left hand like a natural born lefty always does! I used to be a lefty, but someone didnt WANT ME TO BE A LEFTY, so I’m now a Righty and Lefty. Boo@ control freak parents!
thats exactly what they’ll say when they hand me my severence package and take away my office pass..”We trusted you, instead you engaged in talk of menstruation and poop on a sight called dooce.com” I’ll give them rectalage in retaliation
Is that your cold, dead hand reaching out from amidst the deadly weight of thousands of dute, dimpled plush toys?
In my drunken state I forgot to say thank you for saying “Happy Birthday.”‘ You have no idea how much effort that just took to type.
Dooce: For when your employer trusts you are not reading about poop and menstruation during work hours.
Wow — great teacher! …
I’m first??? unbelieveable..
endlessly impressed by your insight and candor — thanks, Dooce.
“There is a vas deferens between the Keeper and the Promise Keeper.”
Can we get a hearty rimshot?
hey you called me rectalage, dangcold! hrmph.
i am in the Boston, the land of no superbowl riots (it only took 3 years to get the masses under control and fearing getting shot in the eye and killed), and very dirty salt filled mounds of melting snow!
Good Morning Heather & Internet!
Weird! I saw the thumbnail change, but couldn’t see the picture yet.
i would gladly open another, sadly, the liquor stores close at 9 in halifax and it is now 10:32.
I’m with you rectalage I mean goooooder.
I would be closer to first but this REMEMBER ME? thing never remembers me. How rude.
I thought the thumbnail was pancakes. I’m confused!
Open another! It’s your birthday, for cryin’ out loud! Happy Birthday, Julianne.
Dooce: For When You’re Supposed To Be Working Diligently
awwwww… how sweet
You really miss a lot when you spend the day, uh… doing stuff.
I live really near Cumming.
Gooooder: Hey! I only have, like, five hours left… I’d better get busy, too!
What neck of the woods are you located in?
There is a vas deferens between the Keeper and the Promise Keeper.
I’ll have a little more wine, please.
Must be able to simultaneously read Dooce and do multiple, tedious and monotonous tasks
Totally uber-cute! I heart Leta!
I’m sorry Susie, I’ve just finished the whole bottle.
well, at this point i must be getting paid to read dooce because i’ve done that more in the past two work days than anything else.
not my fault im so quick and have the ability to multitask, it was a qualification for the job!
Lovely! A reader! What an intelligent little lady.
Dear Dr. Johhny Fever,
Good luck with keeping the vas deferens.
I’m going to blurt out “rectalage” in a department meeting today I know it.
Rectalage..I mean Dang cold…
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