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You should ask her about the time I made dood balls for my Mormon boyfriend, Kovar

Over the weekend a friend from my childhood, Windy Lou, was in town for a Superbowl Party, and we met her for lunch on Saturday afternoon. She wasn’t so much in town for the party so much as she was for the person throwing the party, This Guy who used to date her friend, but [...]

Hi Ho Silver!

My brother, Ranger, sent Leta The Foot Book by Dr. Seuss for her birthday. Ever since I called him and thanked him I’ve been referring to Jon as Ranger. I keep catching myself saying, “Ran-JON!” And Jon answers, “Not again, you didn’t just call me by your brother’s name AGAIN.” All of Jon’s brothers and [...]

This is what happens when you tell the dog that no, he can’t come to the grocery store with you and the baby