This is what happens when you tell the dog that no, he can’t come to the grocery store with you and the baby

2005/02/08

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yes I’m blonde

That should be “murder most fowl”
http://sque.blogspot.com/ Sque

W00t! #350 AGAIN!!! I’m on a ROLL I TELL YA!
Big Gay Sam

With a name like “duck” you’d think it would be good at it.
Henryk_DTG091638KFEB05

Cathy milw
On the other side of the globe (Oz.)…away from the sound of you calling out to your doggie !
http://www.pissybritches.blogspot.com Pissy Britches

Chuck, NOT the rubber ducky. Oh god, anything but that!
http://humanwrites.blogspot.com Dr. Johnny Fever

“Everyone knows it’s Win-deeeeeeeee.”
kris

Based on how Iâ€™ve seen my dog do it, he probably held the body with his paws and nibbled on the beak. There might be marks on the head or body that we canâ€™t see in the photo. This is like a crime investigation!
http://bothhands.mu.nu ensie

That’s it? That’s all that happens when you say “no” to the dog at your house? You get off easy.
Dang cold..

adam – “murder most foul”

LMAO
linuxgrl

I just came home from a long day only to find out that Fish’s blog is gone. I’m so sad! I had just fallen hopelessly in love with Tiny E and was looking forward to subjecting my family to many many adorable baby pictures. Whatever will I do? (cries)
http://www.anybodysguess.blogspot.com CanadianAmy

Yeah we need David Caruso to stand over this duck and say,

“What we’ve got here, my friends, is one dead duck.”
tk

Ah… the fun of slumber parties – I’d nearly forgotten. Thank God I was never the first one to fall asleep. I’d be slaughtered now though, I fall asleep with company over at my place!

Oh yeah, you are SO going to Hell…. Hey, I’ll be there too, we can party! Most of my friends will be there as well, so at least we can have a really good time.
http://www.fairyfuzz.com Pixie

Poor Chuck!!!!
http://lavanotes.diaryland.com Lavanotes

well of COURSE that’s what happens.
http://www.meninaprons.net adam

Murder most foul.
Squish

I haven’t been here in a while(not while I was sober, anyway). Can someone tell me why and when FISH has gone away? Thanks in advance.
http://www.anybodysguess.blogspot.com CanadianAmy

He does have intelligent eyes, that dog……
http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ Mrs.Strizzay

He got smited.
http://www.partimer.blogspot.com Carol

My kids destroy toys like that!!

Fish, I hope you are OK and you know that you will be missed. *sniff* is right!
http://desperateworkingmommas.blogspot.com/ cat

What the hell is a dood ball?

Ooooooh, wait: is THAT what you crazy kids are calling it these days?
http://www.anybodysguess.blogspot.com CanadianAmy

Yeah, the duck looks perfect except for the beak…. Maybe Chuck wrapped the duck’s body first and then secured it in a vise, then got himself a fine blade hacksaw and worked at the beak, then put everything away and positioned the duck on the dining room table just so….
http://invectivus.blogspot.com/ LordGoon

Just thought I ought to tell you that your pal “Windy” is also of more than sufficient hotness to join our little soiree at the Best Western. Any time you fine ladies feel ready, just call out to the Goonster.
http://www.thejulietfiles.com JulieT

Poor ducky
http://falimakoblog.blogspot.com falimako

Oh man, when I saw that photo I laughed so hard I spat coffee onto my keyboard! That’s ok though, the coffee tastes like shite because I just got a coffee machine and I can’t work it properly.
Susie

should be Duckibill Lecter. Ducky Crane could defend him. You’re goofy, dang cold. I like that.
http://www.danielleblog.com Danielle – shit

Shit.
That was supposed to be
*Fo*

You know, fee, fi, *fo* (fum)

going to bed now. giving up.
http://www.tc.umn.edu/~webs0080/eggnogrecipe.pdf Eric

Once, we tried to comfort our dog as we left with a sock doll we had named Waldo. When we came home, Waldo’s face had been completely bitten away. Got. The. Message.
http://www.danielleblog.com Danielle – so very tired

This popped into my head earlier and while it doesn’t fit with the Kovar/Kevlar, Dood balls comments, it is all that is floating around between my ears right now

Fee, Fi, Fum, faaaaaaaaart
I smell the blood of a bill-less duck.
Dang cold…

carla beth. thats a good point, a very good point. Heather? Jon? Leta?? Did one of you bite off that beak yourself??? Its okay you can tell us. I promise none of us will call you Duckibal Lecter
http://www.partimer.blogspot.com Carol

did we ever find out what dood balls are?
http://www.sissychong.blogspot.com Sissychong

For the record, the average person produces 90 gallons of snot per year, so Leta is prolly right on the money
http://someadventure.blogspot.com/ Girl.A

Yeah, Amanda B, I’ve been wondering that too. The Kovar thing.

Cause I once had a *friends with benefits* relationship with this flashy chick named Mylar.
http://romaryka.lunanina.com romy

hehehe
poor chuck!
and poor duck!
http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ Mrs.Strizzay

Is she anything like Kevlar?
yes I’m blonde

Looks like our Fish got reeled in… you made me laugh, Fish, whether you were UPPERCASE GOD or Fish, and will miss your wit and song lyrics!

*sniff*
http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ Mrs.Strizzay

Dang Cold, no lie. I just wish I had kept her on the line longer for a good brow beating.
http://www.morman.com Stu

Good thing it wasn’t an iDuck!
http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ Mrs.Strizzay

Heather’s real name *is* Dooce.
http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

Mouse, you can come over here and I’ll sneak you a paczki or two today. Should help to make up that body weight that Tiffany and Kevin are determined to keep off your poor little frame.
Helen

How come you have a normal name like Heather, when you have a brother called Ranger, a sister called September, and know someone named Windy Lou? Methinks you may have secretly changed your name by deed poll along the way? C’mon, tell us what your real name is!!…
Carla Beth

How can a dog manage to rip off a tiny beak without puncturing or otherwise marking the duck’s head? Hmmm.
Dang cold…

“File under annoying”

I hope you’re joking!!! I’m nauseous :S
http://journals.aol.com/jeniec2000/Ramblingsandothernonsense Jenie

I’m so sad…no more fishes…
http://www.veryzen.blogspot.com Amanda B.

Wait. Hold it. Dooce. Did you really have a Mormon boyfriend named *KOVAR*?
http://verbalicon.diaryland.com Grammarqueen

I think this calls for a new word: Chucking. As in “the duck was Chucked.” “The toilet paper roll was chucked.”

We love Chuck!!!! He’s the coolest cutest little brown dog in the world.
annakay

i am another Fish fan who just had to de-lurk to say i will miss you too. when i come here, i feel like i’m sitting with a huge group of friends. there’s always a few of us quiet ones who appreciate what the lively ones have to say. so this is actually a big thank you to everyone.
http://www.savemouse.com Mouse

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Dang cold…..

Lovely southern bells indeed.

I have to shut my eyes and conjure up images of John Lee Hooker, Muddy Waters, Robert Johnson and everything to do with the Mississippi Delta. Damn I’m glad we still have BB King.
Cristin

… and I can’t resist this one, Heather
rubber duckie, you’re the one
you make bathtime lots of fun
rubber duckie I’m awfully fond of you
doh doh doh-di-doh
cathy milw

Henryk + lettersandnumbers:

Other side of the globe from what?

This is what happens when you tell the dog that no, he can’t come to the grocery store with you and the baby

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