Prevent me from shitting my pants on national television. Thank you, Jon.
UPDATE: The piece will run TONIGHT on ABC World News. Right now they are filming me writing on my website and I feel like such a dork. I am a dork. Dork dork dork. Dork. And I feel like such a dork. Catiptla D Ork . I think he is doing a close-up and I’m [...]
ABC World News Tonight is sending a crew over to my house right now. In case you didn’t know, I lost my job because of this website THREE YEARS AGO. And Leta just put the circle block into the circle hole by herself. Anybody want to come babysit? (Jon will be staying here with the [...]
In the winter we rarely go in or out of the front door because we have no hallway at the front of the house. We always use the back door so that we don’t track mud or snow onto the hardwood floors. Unfortunately, this means that I forget about everything on the porch including these [...]