Jones. He got in the way.



  • Squish

    Captain Jack Sparrow was Johnny Depp’s best creation ever. Made me want to marry a pirate…

  • Kathleen

    Ack!

  • http://spuriousplum.blogspot.com Spurious Plum

    Circus Kelly,
    HOOray! You’re pretty rad yourself.

    Katie B Bored, Be happy, tortas are good!

    Is this like Dooce and “eating the pink taco”?

  • http://annejelynn.blogspot.com/ Annejelynn

    ahhhhoooon….

  • Henryk_ Fri@2051_Sydney time

    No, it ia as you see…Henryk….thats Henry with a k tacked on the end!..who said jammie party!!???

  • http://www.selfportraitday.com mihow

    So is the “You’re either a Ben or a Matt person.” the new “Are you a Beatle or a Rolling Stone?”

    My name is mihow and I am a Matt Damon I also prefer the Rolling Stones (if we’re talking of yesteryear. Now, not so much.)

  • http://www.iameasilydistracted.com Kimberly

    I love it! Never commented but couldn’t resist…
    Thanks Dooce, for keepin’ it real.

  • http://docern.blogspot.com Ern

    What about Matt Damon?
    What does a boy from bean town call a hoo hoo?

  • http://annejelynn.blogspot.com/ Annejelynn

    keep

  • http://spelunk.blogspot.com spoonleg

    i wear scrubs to work. which are kinda like jammies. and i work the night shift. so pretty much every night is a pajama party. a pajama party with a lot of old, crazy people and narcotics. but then again, is there any other kind?

  • http://shiz.typepad.com/ Shiz

    There’s a Jones in Confederacy of Dunces and I immediately thought of that. He’s such a great character. I love Jones.

    IMDB says Will Farrell is going to be in the Confederacy of Dunces movie. It makes me wonder: are they going to ruin it?

    They are totally going to ruin it.

  • http://staysix.org Ali

    Scariest Picture EVER.

  • http://corndog5377.diaryland.com Cory

    Oh God…okay, I have to fess up since I wouldn’t want you to hate me forever… A while ago, there were Real World/Road Rules girls who did a spread in Playboy. Beth S., Gisela, Flora and a couple others. Maybe you knew already, it was some time ago, maybe a year or so.

  • http://annejelynn.blogspot.com/ Annejelynn

    it

  • http://jbru.livejournal.com Peter Hentges

    Men. We’re not good for much, but our feet are warm.

  • http://trancejen.diaryland.com Trance

    Annejelynn, I love Jude Law, too. Mmmmmmm.

  • Katie-be-bored-at-work

    LMFAO Kellie

    I guess I should start calling my boyfriend’s unit a “salmuera”. You know, somehow really stupid euphemisms for body parts sound a lot better in Spanish.

  • http://annejelynn.blogspot.com/ Annejelynn

    up

  • http://annejelynn.blogspot.com/ Annejelynn

    this is nuthin’ – I’ve stayed up all night long many a time, 24 hrs, and gone to work before

  • http://trancejen.diaryland.com Trance

    Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow.

  • G-dawg

    Ok, I’ll admit it. I knew about the Mallory thing. But I was too ashamed to admit it. But know that you admitted that you know, it’s ok for me to come out too!

    Some of those pictures need some serious Photoshop help. She’s got clevage helpers slipping out of the bottom of her bikini top.

  • http://annejelynn.blogspot.com/ Annejelynn

    (although it is only 11:31pm, I’m obviously A-L-O-N-E here!)

  • http://jbru.livejournal.com Peter Hentges

    Crazy old people, narcotics and pajamas. Killer combo, spoonleg.

  • http://annejelynn.blogspot.com/ Annejelynn

    Jude Law is delicious.

  • http://www.dooce.com moose

    SP: claro que SI!

  • http://annejelynn.blogspot.com/ Annejelynn

    almost

  • Henryk_ Fri@2051_Sydney time

    Dippi…the trend is to working in a manned tjhat is condusive to good production, so, if you feel ok in jammies….wear em!

  • ashik

    what is daily oliver?

  • http://docern.blogspot.com Ern

    Was anyone around last night? I thought we were going to call it the pink guitar.

  • http://annejelynn.blogspot.com/ Annejelynn

    there…..

  • http://spelunk.blogspot.com spoonleg

    quite literally, peter!

  • http://annejelynn.blogspot.com/ Annejelynn

    ah, yes! Johnny Depp too is in there…yet that dream (or two) happened when I was in H.S., while “Edward Scissorhands” was out…and no, he was not in his scissors attire during my dreamt escapade.

  • http://trancejen.diaryland.com Trance

    I have a friend who calls it her “precious”.

  • http://annejelynn.blogspot.com/ Annejelynn

    *NOW!!!!*

  • diippi

    hmm..seems like a good idea Peter..except for wouldnt I not want to pretend-to-work then ??
    1 hour and 30 minutes to go..

  • http://www.meanderings.ca Mitch

    I’m sure all he’s doing is looking for food in the camera…or perhaps Matt Damon.

  • http://spuriousplum.blogspot.com Spurious Plum

    Hey,

    What about the Cooz? Although, that makes me do word association like Katie B Bored. Like FOOZball, WHO’S The Boss, SNOOZE Button…

    Ahhh, sweet snooze button. I love you so.

  • http://annejelynn.blogspot.com/ Annejelynn

    woo-hoo! I (we?) — no, *I* broke 800 fer Dooce!

    YEA ME (pathetic lil’ me)!

  • http://jbru.livejournal.com Peter Hentges

    No way, Anne. Call in sick. It’s for the best. Don’t make me come out there and tie you down.

  • http://annejelynn.blogspot.com/ Annejelynn

    yes, someone shed some light on this for ashik and me too — what is daily oliver?

  • http://spuriousplum.blogspot.com Spurious Plum

    Que onda, Moose? Yo no lo puedo evitar!

  • http://annejelynn.blogspot.com/ Annejelynn

    It’s not yet midnight here…should I keep ‘em coming?

  • Henryk_ Fri@2051_Sydney time

    spoonleg…csrubs….OT/ER??

  • Michael

    Today’s Quiz:
    What is the movie called and what is the plot? (predicated on my last post)

  • Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Me gusta chupar el salmuera de mi novio.

    Mi espanol es horible!!!

  • http://dooce.aa in the back

    this place looks like the inside of the good morning america show where all the no bodies crowd around the important news anchor people and smile like idiots because they are on tv and get to write about it in the blogs.

    go dooce-aholics!

  • http://annejelynn.blogspot.com/ Annejelynn

    my class this Sat? I have a 20 min. oral presentation…I casually suggested to the prof., we be allowed to show up in pjs (since the biatch not only scheduled class over a 3-day weekend, but our midterm)

  • http://annejelynn.blogspot.com/ Annejelynn

    Has me thinking now… Who else is there?
    Matt Damon, Jude Law, Orlando Bloom as “Legolas” (omghy), Brad Pitt (only once when he was in “Legends of the Fall” – that movie turned me to a blubbering mass), and ahhhh (who else, who else is there), and Paul Rudd. Now that’s movie-type celebrities. If you wanna count ‘rock-stars’??? I don’t know where to begin.

  • annabelle

    G-Dawg, what are you talking about? On what page is Mallory’s support help slipping out of her top?

  • http://spelunk.blogspot.com spoonleg

    annejelynn, step away from the medicine cabinet before MATT DAMON gets hurt.