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Aw, hell, diipi, knock off early and join us from home!
I never got into Matt Damon.
Too short-looking, if that makes any sense.
LOL that pic’s actually creepy looking. What’re you doin, dog?? Move!! MUSH!!
I don’t think there’s any point in continuing…I can’t break 900 in less than 8 minutes til midnight.
“SCRUBS” THEY ORTA HAVE SPELLCHEQUE ON THIS SITE!
And I loves me some Matt Damon. I don’t care! I DON’T CARE! I TOTALLY DO!
Mmmmmm…. Ooooooh, Maaaaaaaatt Daaaaaamon…
Sorry, those instantaneous Matt Damon orgasms can be a little distracting.
Mallory from RR Paris is also in JCrew modeling their swim suits. And she was in Abercrombie’s fall/winter catalog/nudie book. Haven’t check out SI yet, though.
yeah, I had JUST posted to my own lil’ infant blog, confessing my delirious state, posting and posting, one after the other to hit 800
for some reason I’m in denial and refuse to go to bed or find something productive to do
*pouty bottom lip protrudes*
My frosh year, I could have lived in scrubs, if the fucking dress code would have allowed it
So, ashbetty, really, it’s: What about Dooce?
k, can’t leave it at an odd number…one minute to go!
…and auto lower case as well
Dog: “Lady, what did I tell you? NO PICTURES!”
Oh, I see- the online shots- yes, definitely looks like flesh-colored jelly inserts are slipping out of her top. I guess that’s why those shots didn’t make the cut into the magazine- she’s not all that voluptuous.
First! (as in the first Pacific Time Zone post for 2/18/05 comments)
no, not OR or ER. Regular R. Rehab.
I’ll bet the poster is a 400-pound, cross-eyed, slobbering, acne-ridden, balding hermaphrodite with no teeth.
Yay Moose! Tu hable espanol!!!
Oh, there’s an odd number Annejelynn. You better stay up for a while more.
How rude of your prof., Anne.
EXCELLENT analysis, victoria. i totally concur.
haters, we figured you out. now hie thee to a blog with *dumber* acolytes.
I hope this works…
Fun for me, this sort of stuff is filtered out at work. I can get the link for you, but I’m not sure if it’s the right one.
mmmkay — I gotta stop, right? right (as if this issue should be posed in question)
g’night night – the wacko is leaving.
ME TOO ANNEJ
Victoria, you’re right. I think they are the same, deeply disturbed person. Dweebisis used to troll on a baseball message board I visited regulary. She is a very sick person. I do feel sorry for her.
Couldn’t Dooce block her IP address? If she could, and doesn’t, it’s a tribute to Heather.
You’re right too, Mrs. Strizzay. We should just forget about it, but I didn’t read that person’s comments until just now, and they upset me.
HOLY CRAP IT IS MALLORY!!!!!!! Thanks for the heads-up DOOCE, that is shittin-ass crazy!
Oooh, you’re sneaky….
can we go for a walk now? can we go for a walk now? can we go for a walk now? now now now? when when when?
Now, Trance, we don’t want to lump all the hermaphrodites together.
Or maybe we do. And we want to film it.
Lemme get back to you on that.
Oh damn I have to post quick before anyone else comes in here to bug me about another goddamn thing. Please excuse all spelling errors i am looking over my shoulder a lot so I don’t get busted.
I just got to use HUMPJUICE in a sentence today. You people are all great nutters.
Kristine, take a shot of cheap bourbon (or two) and sleep it off. You’ll feel better tomorrow. Damn gotta run.
Leaving already? But it’s not even lunch time (says the Central Time third-shift wacko).
FUCK!!! me too annej!!!
yessirreebob – Matt Damon is wicked hot. I love his grin.
Matt Damon is one of the very few celebrities I ever dream about nailing! him and Jude Law…
Trance, that makes me think of Gollum. Does your friend pet herself and say precious over and over?
Hey Peter! where you at? –time zones — EST? MNT? PAC?
(you just HAD to comment and keep me goin’ – didn’t ya?)
my 1st 2 yrs of undergrad were spent at ‘Ricks College’ – now known as BYU Idaho (that totally cracks me up, as if Ricks –”Rick who?”– hadn’t been bad enough)
your questions about Matt Damon and UPPERCASE GOD are really very thought provoking, but I’d like to bring up an important point about dream analysis. Experts say that everyone in your dream is really you. Does that mean that dooce is really Matt Damon!? The mind boggles!
Ern > “What makes men drool? Sex and food. If they can combine the two, they have reached some sort of nirvana”
I resemble that remark.
Sex and food at the same time? That’d be called “multitasking.”
Exactly. I get lonely here at work at night.
“They call it the mad-house, we call it detox center.”–Lojo Russo, riffing on Johnny Jump Up, traditional Irish tune.
Dear God I hope that Matt Damon finds this website and somehow ends up in Utah and it becomes the next Project Greenlight and we can all go to our local theatre and see Leta on the big screen.
There is also one picture where you can see the double sided tape. It’s the one where she’s kind of looking over her shoulder…
God, you think I was obcessed with her boobs. Actually, after 6 months of breastfeeding… yes, yes I am. I’m jealous.
oops – sorry. Forgot Central (I’m from Iowa – shame on me!).
lets take a walk…dum de de dah!
That might make us a few bucks.
I’ll buy the beer.
Hello from Italy. I like your site wanted to tell you just this…go on Thanks.
Now, I’m only saying this because I care.
But there are a lot of decaf brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing!
the lil’ pointed kitty ears of my lil’ Otis are matching up with the eyes of Jones, with each refresh…Otis is sooo cute.
He sits in front of the monitor watching the type and the cursor flash…occasionally he attacks the screen with some frantic pawing action. super cute.
Referring to Lisa B at 09:35AM, 02.17.2005,
Lisa B., you can add one of my oh-so pointy-toed leather boots right up his bung hole too! #11!! –when I read what he said to you, made me want to totally bitch-slap yer dad up and down, around the corner! I’m sure you love your dad, but I concurr – what an ass.
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