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Do all ya’ll really drink bourbon. I swear I had no idea it was that popular- though dooce was sort of an original that way.
I mean maybe my grandmother, but isn’t our generation more into wine and girly vodka drinks?
Well, if you’re from Iowa, we make allowances. (I’m from Minnesota, you see.)
::chuckle:: Little too much wine there, Henryk? Can we quote #1069 out of context?
seriously, dooce, if you sold t-shirts and buttons and crap like that, i’d be all over it like white on rice!
I’m with Wicked Fun; I refer to mine as a coochie. Hubby refers to it as “puddy”.
hey Peter, should we go for 900?
we can switch off…(unfortunately, I’m NOT kidding)
Otis would probably like this URL, Anne:
I think you’re totally on, Victoria. I noticed that, too. “You’re ugly, and you suck,” is what it comes down to.
Holy crap — Mallory grew up in Palatine, IL. Growing up, I lived about 20 minutes from there. Heh.
What’s your excuse for being up, Ern?
Since there were too many people in my cubicle.. I seeked out an isolated machine and bring up dooce.com..is that too freaky ???
*walks fast to catch up with the rest of the party*
Hi Annej !
If the nap is gone, you must hire a baby-sitter two or three times a week for a few hours. I am serious, find the money! A babysitter is for your mental health and a known remedy to keep you from getting overwhelmed or upping the medication into zombie hood. The â€œfree timeâ€ gives you a little breather and perspective. Mothering full-time is the hardest job you will ever have and babysitters are a perk that comes with the job. Take advantage of this job benefit for you own sanity.
I tawt I saw a puddy tat
*ERN!* yer here!!! ya wanna join Peter and I on a 900 comments quest?
yes, Peter, poorly written! Disably assisted by a glass of the drop!
Personally I would have been happy not to have to read that crap all over again. But thats just me.
Katrina! Hah! I have to pass that on.
I’m not into the whole number game. But if you keep chatting, I’ll keep responding.
Sounds like you’re keeping yourself from being dooced, diippi. Sane enough.
Comment #162 is THE BEST.
I need my daily Oliver alongside of my daily Dooce— and today they totally crossed over from separate continents.
What about Matt Damon? Last night I don’t know what I was dreaming, but I yelled at my husband: “WHY DOES IT COST $30?!?!”
that is all.
Bourbon’s one of my faves.
KBBAW: solo un poco. apprendo.
WE CAN DO IT! THE POWER OF THREE! Come on! Join me in my lunacy!
Peter – you are the new hero!
what a kick ass site!
Can’t stop thinking about the kind of swag that could be sold at Salt Lake Buzz games . . .
“First 500 ticketholders through the gate receive a complimentary Taser M26 . . . buzz your favorite umpire!”
“Why sing the national anthem when you can catch a seventh-inning buzz?”
Bucky Four-Eyes said at 01:35PM, 02.17.2005:
BGSam â€” do you think Jesus ever passed Mary Magdelene a note that said:
â€œI like you. Do you like me?
Check: __yes ____noâ€
Naw.. he just glowed in front of her and she was smitten.
Closet Metro said at 01:36PM, 02.17.2005:
Big Gay Sam – the bumper of your car, or your backside? (Just so I get the mental picture right)
Come to my place and I’ll show you my etchings. ::wiggling eyebrows up and down::
I’m on the west coast, so it’s only midnight.
And I’m working on a paper that I put off until the night before it was due. As per my usual procrastinating self.
actually…it’s 2119 Sydney time
My god. You are so right! What about Matt Damon?
Peter, so while you’re working the god-awful 3rd shift, do you thoroughly catch up on your proper dooce consumption?
And here I thought you had finally dropped off to sleep, Anne.
There’s a pattern in the troll comments that have appeared recently on dooce.com.
First, the person attacks Heather’s appearance or sexual attractiveness:
a. “no one wants to go muff diving on someone who hasnt’ taken a shower”
b. “you’re just another skinny woman with no tits or ass”
c. “I love to see a masculine looking woman trying to be all chic”
Second, the person (it HAS to be the same one) attacks Heather’s parenting:
a. she has “potty mouth”
b. her post-partum depression will lead her to kill all her kids
c. she’s ignoring the fact that her child is autistic.
What my fellow doocelings don’t pick up on is that these childish attacks on Heather’s considerable beauty are ALWAYS paired with self-avowed “serious,” high-minded parenting “advice” (that is really just intended to make Heather feel bad).
Doocelings typically just react to the hypocritical attacks disguised as parenting advice — apparently not noticing that this insane, delusional commenter can’t stop herself from saying, despite all the photographic evidence to the contrary, that Heather is unattractive.
What’s going on is obvious: this poster can’t bear the fact that Heather is young, thin, gorgeous, talented, adored by many doocelings AND her husband and beautiful baby. So she posts these ridiculous “you’re ugly and a bad mother” comments.
To me, the “you’re ugly” statements that are inevitably included in this person’s comments (she seems to have some sort of compulsion on this subject) simply show that she has completely lost touch with reality. The commenter discredits her “advice” by always pairing it with these infantile attacks.
Am I right?
ooops, I lied.
Are you a daily dooceling, Peter?
well, maybe ‘kick ass’ sounds too harsh there, but anyhow, I think Otis is soooooo befuddled right now and overwhelmed, he doesn’t know what to do -and having cut back to dooce here, I still can’t see the screen now because he won’t back down (he’s up on his hind legs) from the monitor
Tell me you got that on tape!!!
Personally I think Matt Damon looks a bit boyish. I want a man baby. Although, he does have nice pecs. Hmmmm.
and my all time fav down there.
Actually, my lunacy is about to fall asleep. But I will probably be up early enough to post on this daily pic before Dooce posts a new one!
So..where are we off to ??
I wonder what the Mormon Authority thinks about Matt Damon…. What about UPPERCASE GOD? I bet he is proud that he made Matt Damon so purty … wait, if Matt Damon was made in him image, DOES THAT MEAN THAT UPPERCASE GOD LOOKS LIKE MATT DAMON?
My written Spanish is better than my spoken Spanish. My accent is okay, but when waitresses at Mexican restaurants ask me a question in Spanish, I get all red-faced and stutter out something in English. Then they go in the kitchen with the other senoritas and laugh about the stupid white girl. Oh, the paranoia I have here in Texas.
Ahh, procrastination, the mother of … something, I’m sure.
Go, AJ, with the Charmed reference….
Haha! Otis sounds terribly cute. Sorry if he’s getting in the way of your dooce fix, though.
Sorry to dredge up yesterday’s news, but I just woke up from a long winter’s nap.
Here’s where you can get some up-to-date real world and road rules information:
(please apply the Rod Steward tune of ‘Infatuation’)
Yes Pete…..a cool site
Striz, I love those skits on SNL, too. I love how they are always saying everything is “wicked”. My family is from Connecticut and everything was always “wicked cool” and “wicked ugly”. I think wicked is the New England version of “very”. I think Matt Damon is wicked hot!
that mallory chick is from my neck of the woods. she lives about 3 miles from me, lol. she went to high school in my district.
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