Austin Chucklett

Yesterday in an email from Shana (hi! Shana) Chuck was compared to Austin Scarlett from “Project Runway.” I’d say Chuck is a dead ringer.

  • Mojo

    Circus Kelli:

    Many Apologies. I hate to offend sensibiliies. Next time I’ll make my off-color comments closer to …oh.. say tea time.

    Sherri, i have no idea what that song is, but now it’s in my head too.

  • Kristina

    Too early for trolling and autism talk. Leta is not autistic, her pediatrician is a jerk, read the fucking archives, newcomers. That’s what I did back in June. GOOD MORNING!

  • Closet Metro

    CK – you had me at “quite hard… after I held one in my mouth for a while… tasted really good.”

  • Circus Kelli

    christy said at 08:29AM, 02.18.2005:
    bow chikka wow wow

    (doggie porn music)

    Ha! That made me laugh out loud. I say that phrase all the time (only the human version, cause, like, I’m really NOT into animals, ya know?)

  • song

    oh and having just had my appendix out I now understand the pain of the non-poopers. For the next four weeks, I am so sympathising with you guys

  • Circus Kelli

    Closet Metro said at 02:12PM, 02.18.2005:
    CK – you had me at “quite hard… after I held one in my mouth for a while… tasted really good.”
    LOL — That was just for you CM, baby.

  • Dang Cold..

    perhaps a shot of Chuck and Jones bumpin’ their furry uglies to go with christy’s music??? caption at the bottom reading:

    “directed by ruff jeremy”

  • OK, here you go

    Dewi, and all other newcomers:

    This is a google search on dooce + leta + either autism or autistic.
    Everything that has already been said about it.

    Just a facetious question:
    do you think the at least semi-intelligent people who read dooce and make 600+ comments – haven’t already hashed all this out?

  • Katie-be-bored-at-work

    CK, I didn’t realize that you were talking about chocolates when I read that last post, and I thought you were talking about something else. The porn music is corrupting my mind!

  • Amanda B.

    Dooce- I love the censored tag over his doggie bits. Thanks for the giggle this morning.

    Metro- you are funny. :)

  • song

    dude, chuck has one black ball? weird.
    And sympathies for the I-feel-like-a-bad-parent-now medical stuff, I remember that feeling well and it’s too horrible. I know the MRI will turn out fine though. I just had my apendix out and the nurses were great – I hope Leta gets nice ones too. Ciao

  • Circus Kelli

    Katie-be-bored-at-work said at 02:03PM, 02.18.2005:
    I hear porn music coming from the office across from me. Is that weird?

    bow chicka bow wow

  • Circus Kelli

    Mojo: Thanks, baby! That would be great! I don’t drink tea. :)

    You’re da bomb diggity!
    Wait, what DOES that mean, anyway?

  • Squish

    Dewi said: “Pediatricians are usually nice friendly people who love children and pets.”

    What fucking planet are you living on? My kid’s pediatrician is the asshole of the universe.

  • Kassi

    OMG we are talking about Dog Penis? I thought this line of conversation was about MATT DAMON…boy is MY face red.

  • Mrs.Strizzay

    Lmao @ Bucky, serving herself up a healthy dose of crack rock this morning.

    Hey Chuck, I have a pretty black lab. How do you feel about inter-breed dating?

  • Mrs.Strizzay

    Heather, glad to hear Leta is doing so well. We all knew she was a normally developed baby genius.

    The doctors visits will get easier. The kindergarten shot is actually the worst. Imagine having to hold a 5 yr old down while everyone comes in to check that she isn’t being beaten to death. yeah.

  • Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Maybe he is watching that secret Chuck porn video.

  • U.B.

    Damn you Dubya and your censorship!!

    (although, in this case, I’m not that upset. Just the principle of the thing…)

  • dewi

    I am a newcomer and do not understand the reference to Autism. Nor do I know why she needs to have a spinal x-ray.

    My intention is not to scare you or cause you undue emotional pain and concern for your darling daughter, but signs of autism are not immediately diagnosed at such an early age. My dear friend’s son was diagnosed at 18 months old (which is considered very early). Seek out medical specialists for advice if you have concerns about her development.

    What up with the Pediatrician? Pediatricians are usually nice friendly people who love children and pets. He sounds like an ogre and needs his nose honked!

  • ladyjane

    it’s frightening how much Austin resembles Chuck.

  • Terri

    Beautiful Dog. He must be pretty impressive if it was censored *wink*

  • Bucky Four-Eyes

    Slow Paw works. Though for Pointer Sisters’ songs, I’m thinkin’ I’m So Excited:
    “I’m about to lose control and I think I like it.”
    Sound like Chuck when he sees Emily? Prelude to Lipstick?

  • Circus Kelli

    UB, heh, yeah… no problem.

    Actually, they were quite hard, but after I held one in my mouth for a while, it melted and tasted really good.

  • Gooooder

    finally i can comment, i thought i was going to be deprived all day of CHUCK FRIDAY.

  • SueFromOhio

    B.F.E.= (uh that’s for Bucky, not butt f**k Egypt…) Anyway, that’s frickin hilarious…I know it’s Chuck they’re singing aboutHERE (can we do ‘linky’ things on Dooce?)

  • Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Our server just went down at work, but I was on here when it went down, and I thought was having technical difficulties. I almost had a cow. Like what am I supposed to DO when Dooce is offline?!? Work? Then I started thinking maybe someone in IT saw me surfing and decided to ban me access from the internet. Oh horrors!!!

  • Circus Kelli

    Closet Metro — Why don’t you just wait until the next issue of PlayDog Magazine comes out instead? :)

  • SueFromOhio

    AW, crap….they’re singing about Congressman in this song by the ‘Pointer’ Sisters…get it..’pointer’sisters…uh, yeah….

    “As the midnight moon, was drifting through
    The lazy sway of the trees
    I saw the look in your eyes, lookin’ into mine
    Seeing what you wanted to see
    CHUCKLES’ don’t say a word, cause I already heard
    What your body’s sayin’ to mine
    I’m tired of fast moves
    I’ve got a slow groove…
    On my mind

    I want a CONGRESSMAN with a slow PAW
    I want a lover with an easy touch
    I want somebody who will spend some time
    Not come and go in a heated rush
    I want somebody who will understand
    When it comes to love, I want a slow PAW

    On shadowed ground, with no one around
    And a blanket of stars in our eyes
    We are drifting free, like two lost leaves
    On the crazy wind of the night
    Darlin’, don’t say a word, ’cause I already heard
    What your body’s sayin’ to mine
    If I want it all night
    You say it’s alright
    We got the time

    ‘Cause I got a man with a slow hand
    I got a lover with an easy touch
    I found somebody who will spend some time
    Not come and go in a heated rush
    I found somebody who will understand
    When it comes to love, I want a slow hand

    If I want it all night
    Please say it’s alright
    It’s not a fast move
    But a slow groove
    On my mind

  • Katie-be-bored-at-work

    I hear porn music coming from the office across from me. Is that weird?

  • geeekgirl

    That guy scares me, and lives less than 200 miles from my house!

  • LeChico

    LOVE the new masthead! Dork Unlimited!

  • moose

    Dang, do they have movies in TO? *kidding* That’s what my mom asked me when I moved to where I live now. About LMAO.

  • Moxie

    Katie….I thought all men looked li..nebbermind.

  • La Pixiatrix

    Ah, Bucky, I knows the shit well.

    (Which is meant as a joke about knowing poop, not as a pat on the pack.)

  • U.B.

    CK — if there were in the ice box, they must be *really* rigid right now, no?

    Moose — highly recommend both of the Kill Bill movies. Very good Tarantino material. Great 70′s action music, gratuitous bloodshed and violence. Fun for the whole family! (except children under 20 or adults over 48.)

  • Mrs.Strizzay

    Hey Metro, there is totally free porn out there. Not that I , like, would know or anything.

  • Bucky Four-Eyes

    Ah, La Pix, you do this shit so much better than I do. :)

  • Dang Cold..

    hoo’s on first…

  • Gooooder

    censoring the dog weeee

  • Bucky Four-Eyes

    SueFrom — I’m flattered to be the first thing you think of when you see a flatulent pig. But I’m easy that way. ;)

    Henry — I see what you’re sayin’, but I do have to say the tone here toward Daddy J last night was not “troll be gone.” The man came back lookin’ to pick a bit of a fight, I think, for whatever his reasons.

    I’ve said enough on the topic. Peace, kisses, and reach-arounds where appropriate. I’d rather talk about why the FCC made Heather censor Chuck’s stud junk.
    Is it wrong that I’m lookin’ at Chuck’s picture while Prince’s “You Sexy Motherfuck” plays in the background?

  • moose

    UB – Adults over 48? What happens to them?

    Why am I asking so many questions today?

  • Bucky Four-Eyes

    “An ugly woman is never a reward.” Chuck Noblet

  • La Pixiatrix

    Re: the Daddy Jones Discussion

    I was a foster kid who came from an extremely abusive home, after having been homeless for a while.

    The first state program home we were in (non relatives), the parents had an only child daughter who my sister and I thought was a spoiled brat. Why? Because she cried. Because she expected her needs to be met. Because little things were hard for her.

    My sister now has 2 foster kids. They came from abuse including extreme sexual abuse. And they are very well behaved. VERY.

    Now my nieces are the spoiled brats of the scenario. Because they get upset when little things happen. Because they expect their needs to be met. Because. They. Know. They. Are. Loved.

    My nieces are well behaved by most standards, but they are not well-behaved in the way kids are who don’t know what they need, don’t expect anything. They have been loved, with consistency and rules. And no one has hurt them.

    I don’t want to tell them to get over it. I want to help them through it.

    Here’s my point:
    Daddy Jones, I am very sorry for your pain. It is real, and you have been through a lot.

    But it’s ok for Dooce to feel however she feels about not wanting her kid to feel pain. That is a normal thing for parents to feel, brought on by biology and by close emotional relationships.

    Thank goodness, Dooce doesn’t have to have that kind of perspective that tells her “Get over it” when she feels pain, and she doesn’t have to say that to her kid or think that about her kid either.

    We don’t have to treat everyone as though they should be in our shoes, when our shoes are worse than theirs. Expect everyone to live their lives as though they’ve been through whatever hell we have been through.

    It disregards the other person’s experiences and feelings. I doubt you know how Dooce feels, or care, otherwise you wouldn’t tell her how to act.

    And for the Dooce fans, please don’t take everything written like this seriously. Just because someone says “Hey, that’s nothing, Dooce – feel my pain” – take into account that person may be crazed with their own pain. Beating them down (not that anyone did in this case) doesn’t help.

    I am just using Daddy Jones as an example because from his story, it is obvious that he’s been through a lot.

    Sometimes it is not so obvious, but there are always multiple facets to every story.

    I think Sartre said “All men suffer the same”

    And while I have mixed feelings about that, I can see the validity in it.

  • Circus Kelli

    U.B. said at 01:53PM, 02.18.2005:
    CK — if there were in the ice box, they must be really rigid right now, no?

    Ok… someone else take over this one… I just can’t go there right now.

  • Bucky Four-Eyes

    Striz — It’s not crack. Just a little hardening of the arteries.

  • Henryk_

    I hope people are wearing theit helmets and flack jackets!

  • U.B.

    They don’t get the appeal. I’m not far from 48 myself and I *just* slipped under the wire for getting the movie. Well, okay, getting part of them, anyway.

    I love Tarantino’s stuff. Although, never watch Resevoir Dogs and Bad Lieutenant (not a quentin movie) in the same day. You’ll hate the entire race and sink into instant depression (though both movies are quite good).

  • amberlyn

    oddly enough, i didn’t even realize it was friday until i saw the picture of chuck…and this is AFTER my venti latte.

    i need more sleep.

    in other news, who wants to help me?! i’m writing an article on “womanly character” and what it means and how it changes over time. fascinating, right?

    your assignment – start it for me. so far closing my eyes and ramming my head into the keyboard has only produced this:


    and obviously, that won’t work.

  • SueFromHio

    Bucky Four-Eyes: I read the answer to your blogger question a lloonnggg time ago, so when I watched the farting pig cartoon you were the first person I thought of… that wrong? hehe