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Already starting to feel the pain and it was only 9:45 in the morning

2005/02/24



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  • http://rooreleased.no-ip.com/jo/ Jo

    Right, got to venture into the cold to hand in an essay. Grr. Bye all!

  • http://trancejen.diaryland.com Trance

    My stepbrothers grew up calling it a “shooter”.

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Why was your daughter calling you a “sart”?

  • http://rooreleased.no-ip.com/jo/ Jo

    Bloody hell, Minx! That sounds amazing! Congrats and good luck! xxx

  • http://annejelynn.blogspot.com/ Annejelynn

    Some of my cousins call ‘it’ a ‘loonit’

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Is Britain’s fanny like America’s camel-toe?

  • minxlj

    Jo, you don’t know how insanely jealous I am of you right now!!!!
    Didn’t have time to do Yosemite last time I went to SF but I’m definitely going next year. My fiance and I are getting married overlooking the Golden Gate Bridge in SF :-D

  • U.B.

    The big brother in W.S. was ‘Chet’, whom I believe grew up to be Bill Pullman and landed a coupla more dignified roles, thank goodness (or Jesus — whatever your preference).

  • Susie

    Goo..der, you don’t lay hands on Christ. The “laying on of hands” refers to other followers of Christ laying hands on you, for purposes of prayer, healing, or in the case of what I believe Heather is talking about, serving as a channel of a spiritual gift or charism. It’s one (or more) believer to another, not we laying hands on Christ. It is modelled after Christ, who layed hands on people to heal them.

    Now, if yo’ “biznass” needs healing, well, I think there’s a Marvin Gaye song that might be in order . . .

  • http://rooreleased.no-ip.com/jo/ Jo

    That is what we are doing, driving Highway 1 from SF to LA. Before that we are driving from Las Vegas to SF, via Death Valley and Yosemite :D

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    I like the term Twig and berries.

  • http://rooreleased.no-ip.com/jo/ Jo

    Bye Minx, you’re stronger than i am! x

  • http://rooreleased.no-ip.com/jo/ Jo

    When i first found Dooce i read her giving birth to Leta story, and i was hooked.

  • http://docern.blogspot.com Ern

    Wee-waa

  • minxlj

    You guys have had me in stitches all day…now it’s time to start my trek home, so I’ll say ‘ta-ta chaps’!
    And of course I’ll check in later :-)

    Don’t forget the Cadbury’s Matt ;-) xx

  • minxlj

    Jo, not sure if I did Highway 1 cos I was too busy stressing out over directions, LOL!! My fiance did the driving :-D
    We did drive from SF to LA…beautiful drive, and plenty driving up and down the hills in SF – fun!!
    Note to all: driving in LA is a BREEZE compared to London!! The M25 is the seventh circle of hell!!

  • http://www.lineweaver.org/klog kalki

    twig and berries is very garden of Eden. but a good one.

  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ Mrs.Strizzay

    Re:461

    I have an Aunt Fanny. I feel sad for her.

    I posted my self portrait so the terrorists wouldn’t win.

  • http://www.tattoostation.co.uk minxlj

    Yeah…I’ve been telling my friends about Dooce and they wonder what the hell I’m talking about…but the phenomenon is spreading worldwide!!

  • http://kassipinkdot.blogspot.com/ Kassi

    Torrie: those are called danglers.

  • http://rooreleased.no-ip.com/jo/ Jo

    Yes we call ciggies fags (awful word!) and please dont make me explain why fanny is funny. :p

  • http://rooreleased.no-ip.com/jo/ Jo

    Minx when you went to CA did you drive Highway 1?

  • http://www.mycircuslife.blogspot.com Circus Kelli

    Susie: or directions to a McD’s in Canada
    ———-
    Well, from Illinois, go due NORTH…

  • U.B.

    Gotcha Jo. Feminine naughty bits, no?

    Effie, for some reason, both of my kids used F for S when they were learning to talk. We were someplace public when I explained something to my little girl and she shouted, “Daddy! You are FART!!”

  • Lilla

    Gosh, Heather you look p*ssed off! Wanna trade in and do my job in the office?! Don’t think so. Enjoy the snow sweetheart, we only get sad little drizzle here in London….

  • http://annejelynn.blogspot.com/ Annejelynn

    My favorite is tallywhacker

  • Melynda

    Don’t forget, “Your mother was a hampster!”

  • http://cartoons.sev.com.au/Terrible-Twos/Pacifiers/g235 Kiki

    My friends forbid me to send the link to her page, after I told them, how addictive it is.

  • http://rooreleased.no-ip.com/jo/ Jo

    I seriously dont have the time to read all the comments on here every day, theres just too many! In a forum you can be selective, and not lose the strand. lol.

  • http://www.lineweaver.org/klog kalki

    one-eyed monster

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Why do you think the word fanny is so funny, Jo?

    Oh, and I don’t call it a fanny pack – I hear it called a fag bag most of the time. I don’t know where that term came from.

    Don’t Brits call cigarettes “fags”? I think that is funny.

  • http://www.tattoostation.co.uk minxlj

    Hi to all the Brits :-D
    Good international flavour to the dooce.com comments this week!

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-happy-at-home

    Jo, sorry I missed your comment before about my hatred of Marmite. I even made a post on my blog about it.

    I tried out your Dooce chat forum. It is nice, but I have to say – nothing beats the real thing!

  • kendra in T-Bay

    I forgot about that weird science oozing thing…gross.

  • U.B.

    Goooooooder — Mormon elders impart blessings by ‘laying on the hands’. They put their hands on your head then make a bunch of stuff up, uh, I mean, give you a blessing that the holy spirit inspires within them. Sometimes they put a dollop of consecrated oil on your head and you are ‘annointed’ as well.

    Which either means you are *really* blessed or you need to shampoo at least twice later.

  • http://rooreleased.no-ip.com/jo/ Jo

    She’s a true International celebrity!

  • Henryk_

    Jo…..There is truth in what you say!

  • http://annejelynn.blogspot.com/ Annejelynn

    # Bucky Four-Eyes said at 01:03PM, 02.24.2005:
    ….(bats eyelashes in a grotesque imitation of femininity)

    Batting my eyeslashes backatcha! yer gorgeous dahling!

  • http://www.theskyisfallingin.com Cloudy

    Yea Jay! Too bad Wendy Pepper’s line was so JC Penney.

  • http://rooreleased.no-ip.com/jo/ Jo

    ah yes, we do have the beloved Trafford Centre.

  • http://clobberblogger.blogspot.com Colleen from NJ

    razarama. makin copies.

  • http://starrgazerlily.blogspot.com StarGazer

    So am I the only mom who taught her son it’s just called penis?

    And, I SWEAR I had nothing to do with this, but my kiddo is I think afraid to play with it. Because he is afraid it will FALL OFF. I have no idea where he got that from, honest!!

  • http://rooreleased.no-ip.com/jo/ Jo

    I’m too young to appreciate all the Monty Python Malarky. Sigh.

  • http://rooreleased.no-ip.com/jo/ Jo

    I love skiing, have never snow boarded though. My friend’s brother nearly dying on the first day of his snow boarding holiday kinda put me off…

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-happy-at-home

    OMG, I never knew about F5 either! Why the hell didn’t anyone tell me about this sooner!?!

  • Torrie

    I also heart Strizzay.
    I once was walking a dog and he shit and the hair was at the end of the shit- so, I had to pull the hair out of his ass because a piece of shit was dangling and he kept spinning around in circles.
    It was a lovely experience.

  • http://effiesworld.blogspot.com Effie

    I am suddenly reminded of a time when I was younger, we were in the grocery store and my little sister, who was about 3 at the time, saw a box of Smarties on display and yelled out “Farties, Mommy–farties!” She couldn’t quite get the “sm” sound out yet–well, you should have seen the look on the teller’s face–my Mom’s face went beet red too! My sister was soon taught how to pronounce “SMarties” properly! :)

  • http://cartoons.sev.com.au/Terrible-Twos/Pacifiers/g235 Kiki

    Darn wintersports! I wish I could ski, but when I ski, it looks like Bridget Jones in the second part.
    Straight down.
    Get out of my way, I can’t stop…
    NO JOKING!

  • RazDreams

    that’s a neato coat you got goin’ on there, heather, with the long neck thing to keep your neck all toasty. megot’s to get one (but not for hurling myself down a hill).

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    I have never seen that movie, Mrs. Wondering. I don’t know what an ass troll looks like, but I saw this Drew Barrymore movie once, I think it was called Cat’s Eye, where there was this scary troll that sucked the air out of her nose at night. Very creepy. I think that is what a literal ass troll looks like. Then there are figurative ass trolls – people who are judgmental, say hurtful things, etc.

    But no, I don’t think you are the lowest of low of personalities. I don’t think you are an ass troll now because you at least have a sense of humor (er, humour, for the Brits). I will be more careful in the future when doling out the Ass Troll moniker.

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