To Grandmother’s house we go



  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ Mrs.Strizzay

    Thanks guys!

    I just found my daughters FIRTS TOOTH POKING THROUGH! Fawk pictures!

  • http://www.dooce.com/archives/daily_photo/02_26_2005.html taryn

    I was kidding about the 2,000 comments, just want to set that straight! LOL

  • http://randomandodd.blogspot.com kristine

    OMG…It’s 8:11 am and I could actually read ALL the comments.

    Usually by now, it’s in the 200′s.

    *sweet sigh of relief*

    Hi Striz and Raz!!

  • http://www.august95.blogspot.com August95

    Pretty Sky, have fun at Grandmas.

  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ Mrs.Strizzay

    Hey Girl, is your IM on? turn it on!

  • http://www.explosivelaughter.blogspot.com heather deeeee

    very pretty!

  • http://medstudentwhoknits.blogspot.com Kristen

    so at this point you’ve already gone over the river and through the woods?

  • http://groups-beta.google.com/group/dooce RazDreams

    howdy kristine and cristin…maybe others will posts over there too, so we can keep this page from crashing again *and* somewhat on the subject of actual content on this site.

  • http://www.dianaschnuth.net diana

    btw, heather, i’m with you on the dork thing. honors band, honors choir, all-state band, choir secretary, band treasurer, latin club, star trek freak, and mormon to boot. glad to know there are other bona-fide dorks out there who aren’t afraid to shout it out.

  • Henryk_

    Spoony, I guess we will never find out….huh??!!

  • Henryk_

    Spoony, I guess we will never find out….huh??!!

  • Henryk_

    There is an echo in here!

  • Henryk_

    alas…..I am alone!

  • http://rooreleased.no-ip.com/jo/ Jo

    BOO

  • Henryk_

    a naughty night-shift nurse????? hehehehehe

  • Henryk_

    roos650……..how DID you wet them sheets??

  • Henryk_

    …..Incontinence maybe?

  • http://spelunk.blogspot.com spoonleg

    I AM THE ONLY NAUGHTY NIGHT-SHIFT NURSE ‘ROUND THESE PARTS.

    Now that we’ve established that… I also want to know how roos’ bedsheets got wet? Perhaps (s)he is a squirter?

  • Henryk_

    .and as Heather B. drives into the sunset, she thinks….”is that a fluffy Alto Cumulus I see before my eyes?”

  • Henryk_

    oh crap….its well after midnight over there!!(>1:20 am)

  • Henryk_

    well….where IS my night nurse???

  • roos650

    Someone passed your site on to me, I can’t remember if that was just before or after I stangled him. Anyway, I’ve been knocking around here for about an hour and I do find your writing fascinating. Although being at the end of the daily comments I do feel like I’m laying in the wet spot(s) Could we change the sheets?

  • Sarah M

    Your Comments. Out of control. :-)

  • http://www.partimer.blogspot.com part-timer

    oh yes, spoonie, you’re my cu… can’t type it… too prescious….

    see you tomorrow!

  • http://spelunk.blogspot.com spoonleg

    Oooh, oooh only if she promises to pull my hair.

  • http://www.partimer.blogspot.com part-timer

    spoonie – haven’t read all the shit, but you are my hump-kelis-lover. so get over it. you’re mine. nurse bitch!! now do your rounds!

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-happy-at-home

    Geez, I’m gone for an hour and I come back to hair pulling, cum soaked nurse bitches. I miss all the kinky shit.

  • http://spelunk.blogspot.com spoonleg

    I’m your cum-soaked nurse bitch?! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE! THANK YOU JESUS! I’m a naughty night-shift nurse.

    “Now do your rounds!”— BWAHAHAHA!

  • http://spelunk.blogspot.com spoonleg

    she found out that I can soak on command everything within a 6 foot radius, and suddenly the Camaro was no longer important. Priorities, babe, priorities.

    Nevermind that, your secret’s safe with me. Shhhh.

  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ Mrs.Strizzay

    red light

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    Striz, you can beat me up and steal Spoon, all cavewoman style and shit. Just make sure you give me back the keys to the cuffs and chastity belt in the mornin’.

  • http://www.partimer.blogspot.com part-timer

    dont’ know if anyone has already said this, but…

    GREEN LIGHT!!

  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ Mrs.Strizzay

    How can you be married to BFE and _not_ have a camero?

    I only beat her up because I was secretly jealous that she got all the boyfriends first. Just don’t tell her I said that OK.

  • http://spelunk.blogspot.com spoonleg

    But I don’t drive a Camaro, Mrs. Strizz. And you know that I’m married to Bucky so you’ll have to beat her up and steal me from her, like you did to all of her high school boyfriends.

  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ Mrs.Strizzay

    Spoon, I think I love you.

  • http://spelunk.blogspot.com spoonleg

    Yeah, what about the guy I dated in college nicknamed SQUIRT (and not because he was an scrawny child). I was like, all excited to get some CSBS action and then… a total disappointment. There was no SQUIRT, more like DRIP. Damn you and your super soaker boyfriends, Bucky.

  • http://spelunk.blogspot.com spoonleg

    You know, there used to be this product by Almay I think, it was like some sort of cleansing milk. Well they had this ad in magazines of a girl’s face being doused in the stuff, and she’s grinning from ear to ear with this creamy, milky substance splashing all over the place. My friend made a sign that read, “My boyfriend has never…” and placed it, along with the magazine ad, on the outside of her dormroom. At a Christian University. Yeah, we were rebels.

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    Susie, *obviously* you’ve never dated a man who nicknamed himself The Super Soaker.

  • Speechless Susie

    uh duh You got me there, Bucky. You know the kind of guys I like — flexible with goofy grins, but not a lotta liquid.

  • Susie

    OK, the CSBS hat ain’t bad, really; but judging from the pic, the CSBS lifestyle tends to age one prematurely. You know what bugs me about it, seriously (oh lord, listen to me talking about this seriously), it’s this: in order to be SOAKED, there has to be a LOT of uh, liquid deposited, one after another, before the first even gets to dry. Eeeeuw. Soaked. I mean, stained, yea, but soaked?

  • http://spelunk.blogspot.com spoonleg

    That is one semen drenched farm-shed prostitute.

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    Oh, trust me, Susie — us cum-soaked barn sluts have special hats:

    http://tinyurl.com/3zgyd

    (no, I don’t know the people in the picture, but just think about all the cum soakin’ that’s about to go down)

  • Susie

    Now, tha’s what I’m talkin’ about — hats, songs, make it official. No offense to you, BFE, I just read that you are a CSBS from way back, and you know I love you, but I’m liking the Dooceketeer idea.

  • http://www.laurenstranahan.com Lauren Stranahan

    Speaking of Britney, a couple of years agoI was on my way into a Starbucks in Orlando and my husband said he thought he saw Britney Spears go by in a black SUV. I rolled my eyes and was like, yeah RIGHT Britney Spears in a strip mall in Flordia, give me a break.

    We were standing in line, I turned around and I was face to face with the Princess of Pop …. Of course my eyes went right to her boobs. When I managed to drag my eyes off of them I saw the 2 male, teenaged Starbucks workers were doing the same thing.

    That’s my Britney story.

  • http://spelunk.blogspot.com spoonleg

    Wowsers, I will be 24 in March, too!

    Congrats Heidi on your soon-to-be RN-ship. Come April you can be like me and surf dooce while you’re supposed to be working! Yay!

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-happy-at-home

    I bet it should be spelled Dooceketeer, since Mouseketeer is spelled with an ‘e’. Dooceketeer really does have an official sound to it. Like we are part of a special organization. We must come up with a song.

  • http://maddenvision.typepad.com/maddenroundtheland/ cathi

    ————STREAKING!!———-

  • Susie

    Dooce would probably like Doocekateer, ’cause of the whole Britney Spears/Mousekateer connection . . .

    barn sluts just sounds so rural (yea, I’m trying to think up ANY reason to not refer to myself as a cum-soaked barn slut)

    Plus, Doocekateers could wear special hats; how often do you see your average cum-soaked barn slut in a special hat? Huh?

    Is it -kateer or -keteer?

  • http://annecentral.blogspot.com Anne

    Nice shot. I almost feel less queasy looking at it. Bad bologna, but no match for a pretty sky.

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    I was a cum-soaked barn slut before I came here, so I wouldn’t mind the continued moniker.

    Kinda thought “Doocekateer” had a nice ring, too (I *think* Dazed and Confuzed said that one).