Monday morning when I woke up and checked my email I was shocked to see the name of one of my mother’s eight siblings in my inbox, D. Boone. It read: “Heather, this is your uncle D. I happened to be in Dallas last week and George told me about your web site. [GEORGE HAS [...]
Where is your self portrait, yo? According to Amanda B. (oh, and Mihow!) y’all need to bring it.
Make the offhanded comment, “Well, there’s a reason the species has made it this far. Motherhood is just not that hard or we would have died out long ago.” No, the reason the species has made it this far is because in pre-historic times there were a lot of cliffs that mothers could fling themselves [...]
CAN’T. UPDATE. BABY. MOVING. AROUND. THE. ROOM. BY. HERSELF. OH. MY. GOD. EVIDENCE: EXHIBIT A.
About an hour ago Leta and I were eating carrots, and she bit the top off of one and has been rolling it around her mouth ever since. She looks like she has cheeks stuffed with chewing tobacco. Occasionally she’ll start to jabber, “Leoddely odddely ooooh,” and it will pop out like a golf ball [...]
Did anyone else see Anita Baker’s taped down nipple on the E! Grammy pre-show last night? I get a lot of email asking me why I don’t update my Listening section very often, and I promised myself before I had a baby that I would never use this excuse, but: I had a baby. Before [...]
Leta giving a little love to Izzy.
Cause now I can do this!
This is THE Carol. The one who clothes my child. The one who says brilliant things like, “Please don’t use your head as weapon, Harrison.” (This one was taken with Jon’s cell phone as well.)