In the name of The Father and The Son and The Holy Spirit

  • Mouse

    Nu Buckky! I du natt hef annitheng 2 cenfiss. I didd eet thatt 1 garbij yistirdey bet I alriddy gat en beeg trebbels 4 dung thatt. Du YEW HAF ANNITHENG 2 CENFESS? Lak bin min 2 yor dag??

  • PC

    Somehow I just don’t see Leta loving to see how you’ve shared your latest entry with the whole world.

    I’m sure when kids in Leta’s classes realize that they can google her, how humiliated she’ll be to hear she played with her “privates” and poop. Amongst the other things like having to defend her mom who was in a Psych Ward, and loosing it when she was baby.

    Kids can be cruel, childhood is tough enough—but now she can thank her mom and dad for supplying everyone with nice juicy tid bits that should have remained in the realm of her home. Nice Job Mom.

    Take some clues from those who are real Celebes—they keep their kids out of the limelight. Geez, might as well draw a map to your house while you’re at it.

  • August95

    Good Shot. I always love the action/chip shots.

  • cathi

    PC – Really? What kid doesn’t try to play with her poop?

    suck it

  • Mamaramma

    Mouse! You made very pretty t-shirts. I wish I could give you a treat right now.

  • Burdanilex

    Now thats what I’m talkin about Amanda B.


  • bethy-mae

    poor dooce, I hate when a kid does that. if i go to lunch with a friend and her small child and she says “i gotta go to the bathroom, can you watch her” and i say sure. and no sooner is mommy out of sight the kid starts to freak out screeeeeming at the top of her voice “MMMMOOOOOMMMMY!”
    and i’m trying to calm here down while every geezer in the restaurant is glaring at me and about half are getting out their cells to call the cops on me. mommy returns “what did you do to her?” and she laughs, she knew what she was doing.

  • bethy-mae

    About HJT
    some times you have to break out of your own personal paradigm and stop wallowing in what used to be. He could have written about his anguish and shared it like all of us do. Who was it that said that suffering is noble and part of life? OH it was the pope, and now the conversation makes a full circle. I go now everyone have a good weekend.

    Please be good for mommy…ok

  • David

    Nice quarter-sawn oak cabinets.

  • Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Let me supply you with this juicy tidbit, PC. If you find Heather’s actions so repulsive, move your hand over to your mouse and click the little x in the top of your browser window. Personally, I find your comments offensive. The fact that Heather shares her life with us in brave, and you making light of the fact that she had a brief period of mental instability is personally offensive and crude.

    This, my fellow dooceketeers, is a PRIME example of what I like to call an ASS TROLL.

  • becaru

    That’s not meat you’re eating on a Friday in Lent is it, Chuck???
    Love the tongue coming out of his mouth so fast that it’s a blurrrrr.

  • part-timer

    ooh. things are heating up.. and i am going home. HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYONE!

  • Mrs.Strizzay

    mmm meat

  • Colleen from NJ

    Hey, PC. Why the hate? Didn’t your mom make you a scrapbook?

  • Chris From Ohio

    Body of Mr. Potato Head, Amen.

  • Relentless Christian Amber

    An ass troll? Are those the type that live inside asses? Or is it just the type that are asses? Or both?

  • http://None patrick

    Vote: Chuck for Pope.

  • Dawn

    In the name of The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit, let’s all play nicely, children!

    Hurro Ruff!

  • Mamaramma

    patrick: if the Pope were for Chuck , Catholics could have meat on Fridays… get it? get it? *sigh*

  • Katie-be-bored-at-work

    And another thing, Ass Troll, mental disorders, which I am all too familiar with, are not something you have to “defend”. They are something you deal with and live with every day. Leta has a wonderful mother who has unconditional love for her, and who chooses to share her daily life with others.

    What is indefensible is being a complete and utter ass troll.

  • Ben Affleck

    You know frankly I am tired of Matt this and Matt that.

    I was Bennifer, TWICE! Can he say that? No, he can say he did a crappy movie about being attatched to another guy.

    I was in Pearl Harbor people. And Armageddon. You know I made you cry in that. The gazelle animal cracker?

    Come On!! Click my name, thats how big Matts weiner is anyway. He is so jealous.

  • Relentless Christian Amber

    Ah well, I see no harm in Dooce sharing. Leta is just a baby. For crying out loud, did your parents never share embarrassing stories of you when you were a baby?

  • Mrs.Strizzay

    If chuck were the pope we would eat poptarts and pizza on fridays

  • laurenbove

    At this point I’m sure Heather is more than aware what “celebrity” can do to a family.

    Regarding kids making fun of Leta: Kids will ALWAYS find something to make fun of if they wish to do so.

    If all of this is still swimming around the web by the time her peers are computer literate, I’m sure there will be plenty to google those kids and their familys about.

    Isn’t it just as obvious to any googler of Leta or Dooce, that this is one hell of a “real” and loving family??

  • Bucky Four-Eyes

    Mouse: No, hon, I have a clean conscience.*he

    I mean, it isn’t dog abuse to helpfully feed a dog his tail while he’s chasing it, right? I was only being accomodating, and I can’t help it if he was pissed when he finally got a good chomp on it.

  • Katie-be-bored-at-work

    And yes, Amber, I think an ass troll would be a troll that dwells inside an ass. A really stinky, crusty ass.

  • Andrea in Canada

    That’s SOME tongue action Chuck!
    LOL…sounds like I’m talking about my husband since his name is Chuck too and that makes me giggle to myself…

  • Relentless Christian Amber

    lmao, Katie

  • stella

    Attack of the Jesus ads!

  • cathi

    Katie – you da ass troll bomb!

  • Mrs.Strizzay

    i want some pizza

  • kalki

    I have a feeling Leta will be the coolest in school. It’s a given the girl’s gonna have personality. Don’t worry about her, PC. She can handle any little ass-troll brats who come her way.

  • Mouse

    Bin: yew sond lak 1 viry bittir and jilis pirsin. Thatt es nat attractif behavur!! Att list yew cann bay yor un trits witott biggeeng 2 stuped peepil 4 thus trits. Att list yew haf a nas warmm plis 2 liv. Att list thatt 1 Jinifir pittid yew. Nubuddy evir pettid mi lak thatt.

    Mamammmamrhammmamama: Think yew 4 seyeeng thatt. I werk viry herd 2 mik thus cul thengs!

  • laurenbove

    Oh, and btw: Sam discovered poop and has been checking it out recently. OMG! Shit, Trevor did the same thing when he was wee. I can also recall my sister during potty training time getting into her diaper. My mom has stories of me and my cousin having a smear-fest at a tender age.

    Is it me? Or do little ones go through a phase of interest in their poop and bodies before they realize that there are people out there who like to jump on others and judge them as if they are somehow closer to God than thou.

  • Girl.A

    I was thinkin about a tuna sandwich. But maybe it’s too early for that.

    But how bout some Chocolate Niblet Beans?

  • Katie-be-bored-at-work

    I agree completely with Lauren. This is the 21st century, and people are blogging more than they are working (I can attest to that). Every child her age has a website, so I think there will be an equal playing field. Kids have been mean since time immemorial, and they will find a way to tease other kids, regardless of websites.

  • Mrs.Strizzay

    Tuna sounds good too

  • Colleen from NJ

    but just in case, we fart in your general direction

  • Bucky Four-Eyes

    Striz, Girl.A, should I do the Catholic thing today and go face-first into a tuna taco at lunch?

  • Lily

    To PC:

    I have been reading for months and have never commented but after reading your post, I couldn’t stop myself.

    Who does Leta have to defend? A mother who loves herself and her family enough to get help for a disease? A mother that tries to overcome the stigma of “mental” illness by sharing it with so many other people who are suffering?

    Leta will be proud.

  • Mrs.Strizzay

    what the hell are niblet beans? and why are they chocolatey?

  • Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Thanks, Cathi! I’m da ass troll bomb!

  • Mrs.Strizzay

    Your such a lesbian Bucky. Does your husband know? You need that doll of his to spank you.

  • laurenbove

    Good one colleen! It’s a favorite of mine! Pfffft to PC.

    (Politically Correct, perhaps? I think not.)

  • Girl.A

    Tuna on fresh toasted pumpernickel with thin slivers of purple onion. Fresh black pepper.

    Bucky, I like a sole taco myself, or even halibut if I am going totally white meat, with dill or cilantro and salsa.

  • Colleen from NJ


  • Girl.A

    Striz, I don’t know whey they are called chocolate niblet beans…

    Those folks at who made the movie are on some MAGIC BEANS, methinks.

  • kalki

    I do need to thank you for your comments, though, PC. I had really missed Katie-BBAW doling out the “ASS TROLL” remark.

  • Mrs.Strizzay

    MMM I want a fish taco made by KB

  • Graygirl

    Once again, PC, you so very well illustrate for us “Dooce envy”. A mere click of the mouse will eliminate the problem. You do know you don’t have to read this page if you don’t like it. (she says sarcastically).