Samson, shorn

;.; There goes all that pretty hair into the garbage. How very sad. u.u

The last time I came to this site, it was just text and all the pretty stuff was gone. It was weird. Like I was in the Twilight Zone.

That is one headful of hair in the sink. I think that is more hair than I have!

Avey and Mrs. Strizzay, I also had a labor to birth that was less than 6 hours. It was just less than so.

And fizzuck does that pitocin take the smile from your face and the talk from your chatter box. I wanted to smack every person that bothered to talk, sneeze, or look at me.

Which brings me to a few things that I have done that probably nobody else on here has done.

1. Cut a slice of DNA from a cell and replace it with some jellyfish DNA at the mere age of 13.
2. Clone the same cell into a nice colony of bacteria.
3. Actually enjoy taking my calculus final exam because I love math.

I can’t really think of anything else…

You guys crack me up.

I, too, have camped in SD mountains . . .

My sexy, normally short haired husband and I have been in two different countries for three months. He won’t let anyone touch his hair but me… I bet he looks like a yeti.

cathi, I bought her that thong, I have the right to remove it whenever I like! She’s my bitch yo!

Cathi, she needed to get her sacs squeezed. What choice did he have?

eddo, she likes to tease us. Seriously. She derives pleasure from our pain. And thats why we like her.

Strizz – the sac talk really needs to end. I just ate two cannoli, and they are tentatively staying down at the moment as it is.

sac

muahahahaha

cannolis are squuiiiissssshhhhhy in the middle

hehe. that’s alright. when all i have is my name and sense of humor to represent me, I usually getted pegged wrong.

merci, that’s me.

I wasnt being mean, come on. I would like a malibu and pineapple please, easy on the juice.

My first post! OK, five things:

1/ Killed my front tooth by falling off the second tier of a human pyramid. At my 29th birthday party.
2/ Slept with a 23 year old (Irish-catholic) virgin. I was 27.
3/ Won tickets to a Culture Club concert in a 5th grade colouring-in competition.
4/ Never kept a secret, ever.
5/ Sold myself on e-bay. Not really, but did try internet dating. And if anyone can give me a FIRST HAND account of this being the start of a great relationship, I’d like to hear it.

Oh, and I also have a third nipple. I know that’s not part of the game, but I’m proud of it, dammit!

Holy Schmidt – I sincerely doubt you are the only person to turn down sex from Woody Harrleson. He’s yucky!

5 things eh?

1. Found my true love on the internet via personal ads.
2. Climbed Mount Adams in Washington State
3. Had sex in the bathroom on an Amtrak Train
4. Watched a desperate man jump from the Parking Grarage roof of my building (this image is burned into my memory)
5. Held the hand of my partners mother as she lie dying from menengicocal. (I had nightmares for months after that)

1. I wish I could give birth.
2. I wish I had skipped school at least once.

Thats about all I can come up with, it’s not the cheeriest, but it’s what has made me who I am in some ways.

1.Escorted Kurt Cobain out of a Toronto bar about 2 weeks after ‘Nevermind’ came out. He stumbled in VERY loaded with a hot dog that he bought from a street vendor after performing just down the street at a club. I didn’t know who he was at the time.

2.Had sex in the shower of a University residence.

3.Sat next to Geddy Lee at an NHL game

4. Stopped a rape in progress by beating the shit out of the assailant.

5. Played Puck in a high school rendition of ‘Midsummer nights dream’

Dang – #4 – you rock. Did you castrate the motherfucker, too?

Love suprises you in the most amazing ways. Hold on to it when you find it.

cathi – no but he got it good. believe me.

Dang – you the man. Cheers!

::standing up straight next to Swoozy with my 5-foot self::

dang! #4. I am not surprised. It can be almost impossible to really read people, I mean, intuit people’s spirits, via this medium, but even with the medium’s limitations, you come across as a guy who would do this.

I have surely gone from the ridiculous to the sublime on here today (was even an old-ass Welsh popstar at one point!), but I think this is a good one on which to say g’night.
‘Night dang, you Knight, Dang.
‘Night, all.

and

Why?

Not as thrilling as some, but here goes….

1. Lost my first two teeth on the same day – both from the front of my mouth

2. Saw MC Hammer in concert when he toured (ok I am probably not the only one, but am I the only one who will admit it?)IT’S HAMMER TIME!!

3. Fell over in front of my entire school. TWICE.

4. Fed one of my cousins mustard on a spoon and told him that it was peanut butter. oops.

5. Blew a kiss to Eddie Vedder and he blew one back.

I wonder if I was banned before or after my Paypal donation to Dooce?

Nice pics of the old Coat Hanger etc