The camera took this picture by itself, I just stood there

No, my Strizzy. I would wrap you in a big comforter and drive your kid myself.

Nilbo #247: HAHAHAHAHAHA A-cyst-ant! LOL…

Merdog……I gotta preview before I post!!!!

Yesterdays pic was cool, eh?

Did anyone else get what all the caps spelled?

Niffer, Your site won’t let me comment. I was going to ask if you are on Flickr?
Click on my name if you would like to see my Flickr page.

Merdod > >

Niffer — c’mon, whip it out! We wanna see your almost-ass tattoo.

Susie — Do you think you could manage a Gumby for my left cheek?

Uhh.. are all of us faithful Dooce readers called Dooce-bags?

yes, first time poster..)

She wanted to know, how does somebody do that, mom? Ya got me. Ask me where babies come from, ask me where people go when they die, I’m on top of all that. But I do not know how a cute little black kid grows up to be that person on the news every night.

I think it really is hard for children to believe that he was black.

Can-Amy, would you still hate me if I told that although the baby was asleep I have to take my tired ass out in the FREEZING ARTIC AIR to drop my kid off at school, and I didn’t warm the car up?

Nilbo #347, first off, that comment cracked me up. Seccndly, oh how true!

Susie, that’s awesome. You can’t write stuff that funny.

Don’t forget the A1.

niffer, I do not pick, but it’s like a train wreck, here, just hard to stop watching!

You know, in all the A-1 discussions that have gone on here, and the photographic evidence they have spawned, and whatnot, no one has discussed the fact that an A-1 bottle is SQUARE. Wouldn’t, say, a Lea & Perrins bottle be better? You know, square pegs and all? I don’t know the answers, I just ask the questions…

And I really do gotta go now…

Thanks, HenryK_ – did not realize you were from that Great Southern Land. Cheers!

But it would only be pseudo hate.
I could never really hate my 80′s gal.

““Her people” had his tongue tied around another dog’s penis at the time.”

You know how sometimes you hear a phrase or a collection of words and you think “I don’t believe I’ve ever heard those words used in quite that order before.”?

The more time I spend here, the less that happens to me.

OMG SUSIE!

That is GREAT! being black. hee hee.

I have a tattoo above my majestic ass. Does that count?

#334…are you a law student or an attorney?

seannarae, I am glad to hear you enjoyed your stay here. Yes, your marital circumstance may have ‘coloured’ the environment, but we Aussies are generally a easy going lot. But then, when I visited your shores in California, Nevada, I was treated in a mighty neighbourly way. I did come across some less than pleasant members of the population and I am sure that the same may just as easilly happened here. The secret is to look past the nasty and obnoxious and look to the better things that are all around you! Next time, go to the Barossa Valley in South Australia if you want to explore Australia’s wineries, or go west young man and sample the fruit of the wineries of Margaret River over in Western Australia. (So endeth the spiel on the some of the finer things here in oz)

CanAmy — This won’t be a party until somebody breaks out the Twister and Mazola.

Mark Johnson, are you a scary homicidal maniac?

When someone from a christian group (and don’t get me wrong. I loves me some God and Jesus) but when they leave an open-ended question like,
“What do you think about gay marriages?”
I CAN GO FOR DAYS with the sarcastic lines.

Yeah B4E is right. We need an All Day Dance Party. With leather pants. And Somebody breaking the Guinness Record for longest ‘twist’.

And um, orange cake.